Urban Dictionary: Pull a Noah

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(verb) A ridiculous habit of needing to hit 12 hours per night in order to function like a regular human. Anything less results in temporary shut down after lunch and significant decrease in frontal lobe activity.

Person A: Where have you been?!
Person B: Bruhhh, I pulled a noah and only just woke up. What's for dinner?

or

Person A: It's gonna be a long night... need to pull a noah before we hit Sukhumvit.

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Pull a Noah

When when of your friends is pretending to be asleep, you say "Hey, you wanna have sex with me?" to anyone next to you, male or female.

Dylan: *pretending to be asleep*
Person: Hey, wanna pull a Noah?
Dylan: *GETS UP* THERE WILL BE NONE OF THAT.

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Pull A Noah

When your friend says Brb, and never comes back

You and three friends are in a call
Noah: Brb
40 Minutes Later
You: Did he just pull a Noah
Friends: Yeah

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Pull a Noah

The act of completely disappearing from someone's life at a random, unexpected moment in time during a point when you were talking to that someone for a reasonable amount of time.

"How should I get rid of this guy I've been flirting with? I don't want to date him."

"Oh girl, just pull a Noah."