5 definitions by musinon
Guy 1: Why has David been tucking his shirt in for so long?
Guy 2: Oh, he isn’t tucking his shirt in. He’s pull’n a Rudy.
Guy 1: What’s that?
Guy 2: David is actually jerking off.
Guy 2: Oh, he isn’t tucking his shirt in. He’s pull’n a Rudy.
Guy 1: What’s that?
Guy 2: David is actually jerking off.
by musinon October 22, 2020
Did you see Jessica in town yesterday? She was waddling around like her legs didn’t work. For sure Paul gave her the old cripple cream.
by musinon July 3, 2019
Man why is that guy always over there lurking around in the woods?
Oh, David? He’s a pickle grifter. He’s always back there.
Oh, David? He’s a pickle grifter. He’s always back there.
by musinon July 9, 2020
When a young man, 18-20, wisely decides to invest in having a vasectomy. The sheer volume of serious game to be played over the next decade calls for zero chances of unwanted pregnancy and uninhibited slay with his tool. The playsectomy can be reversed when the man is ready to settle down and spread his good seed wisely.
Did you hear Tito just had a playsectomy?
Ah man, to be young again. That kid is gonna put that knot to work.
Ah man, to be young again. That kid is gonna put that knot to work.
by musinon July 3, 2019
Sniffing panties. Particularly with the gusto one would blow their nose into a handkerchief, only inhaling as opposed to exhaling.
Michael knew what Josh was really doing in his mom’s bathroom. He heard the loud whiffs of several reverse handkerchiefs.
by musinon July 3, 2019