puffg

Pussy used for finanicial gain.

Dude, you don't want nothing to do with that puffg

by Mr Dick Biggins May 18, 2017

puff penis

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.

Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017

Pity puff

The pity puff is the last toke of a joint. It is presented to the next person in the circle as a consolation offer. Usually it is the least tasteful part of the joint and also the hottest part to smoke. It is therefore offered as a "pity" toke, or "puff".

"There were too many people smoking on one joint, all I got was the pity puff."

by CrazyEef August 22, 2012

puff n pooh

Illicit cigarette smoking
v. To sneak out for a cigarette, whilst throwing a ball to your dog Winnie.

I had to sneak out for a puff n pooh...
n. got any puff n poohs?

by Jeffrey Jingles December 9, 2012

puffed

Receiving a blowjob.

Hey babe, come here quick! There are two guys behind the trash dumpster and one is getting puffed!

by talk2me-JCH2 November 11, 2016

puff-piece

A newspaper article or mention in a television or radio show praising a product/service/individual, usually sponsored or written by the manufacturer or seller of the product/service. Always downplays failures and competitors and exaggerates and hypes up the plus points.

That article was clearly a puff-piece! We shouldn't give it much weight in our decision.

by lifenstein January 29, 2015

PUFFIN HAM

Another way of saying getting a blowjob or oral sex.

This chick did a great job at Puffin Ham last night.

My girlfriend was Puffin My Ham last night.

My girlfriend really knows how to Puff My Ham.

I got my Ham Puffed last night.

by KevNoxious August 5, 2011