Definitions by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts
peenie squeezie
Pennie Squeezie is a buff bulldog introduced on season 1 of Hot Streets. His methods are crude but effective.
peenie squeezie by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts May 26, 2019
puff penis
A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.
Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."
puff penis by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017
SDBNR
Siri Dictated But Not Read - A proviso that should accompany any Siri dictated message to legally discharge the author from liability due to Siri translation fails.
Text Jacquie: "I'm free, do you want anything else at the gas station other than your slushy? SDBNR"
Siri wrote: "I'm free, do you want anything else at the gas station with your pussy? SDBNR"
Siri wrote: "I'm free, do you want anything else at the gas station with your pussy? SDBNR"
SDBNR by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts May 4, 2017