psychiachrist

A therapist who comes to believe s/he is a client's messiah.

"Jordan Peterson seems like the sort of psychologist who acts more like a psychiachrist than a therapist."

by SalvyZ May 4, 2021

armchair psychiatrist

A person who gives advice for mental disorders, emotional disorders, or any other mental illness and has no known background knowledge or psychiatry. More than just advice with no clinical know how.

I was at work and some a-hole that I was talking to tried to give me advice on my ADD, he even offered me ways to obtain ADD medication, what an a-hole armchair psychiatrist!

by Anti-a-hole October 9, 2009

Psychiatrist

A dandified drug dealer.

"Anybody who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined." --Samuel Goldwyn

by nethcev! September 20, 2006

Psychiatrist

Subhuman con-artists who specialize in deceiving the naive into believing the problems they have can be explained in pseudo-medical jargon, only to further the dangerously experimental agenda of the pharmaceutical industry, regularly profiting in direct correlation to how many of these drugs they can push onto the general public.

I've visited 6 different psychiatrists and received 6 completely different diagnoses, none of their "medications" or opinions helped in in any which way.

by Space Wrangler June 3, 2021

Psychiatrist

The lowest form of life on earth. An asshole who gets paid, frequently by the state, to judge and label people, trying to convince them that all of their problems in life are due to some genetic disorder caused by a chemical imbalance (which is totally false), and not simply due to a maladaptive way of dealing with extreme stress, etc. Their main goal after labelling and pathologizing a patient-victim is to drug them with chemicals that actually work by CREATING chemical imbalances and damaging the brain. Furthermore, they cause severe withdrawal syndrome mimicking the supposed "illness", making it seem as though it is the "condition" returning. They totally fry the brain, and actually shrink it over time and basically make the person a vegetable, along with a litany of other disorders. A psychiatrist is someone who preys on the vulnerable, and asserts authority and poisons them to death, with drugs worse than crack. Basically on the same level as murderers, child molesters, and far worse than people who sell crack or heroin, since at least those drugs make you feel good, whereas psychiatric drugs give you a chemical lobotomy.

Dave: Chris is despairing of life and went to see a psychiatrist for help.
Tom: Holy shit! Tell him to do anything to get the FUCK away from him, and off those fucking drugs before his chemical lobotomy gives him permanent brain damage. Also tell him to just learn cognitive ways of dealing with his problems. That psychiatrist is a motherfucking asshole.

Dave: I went to see a psychiatrist yesterday, I was philosophizing about life, and it got me down. The psychiatrist said I had bipolar disorder and needed antipsychotics.
Tom: Don't listen to anything that asshole, or his staff said. Tell him to give those drugs to himself, his staff, his kids, and go back to his original job of being a glory hole employee.

Chris: I learned that psychiatrists are pathetic scum cocksuckers! Shrinks shrink your brain, and they suck dicks!

by Dissenter123 May 27, 2020

psychiatrist

A head doctor who gets paid to judge you. They love to make psycho babble comments to get you riled, then defend themselves with more psycho babble to make themselves sound more intelligent than they actually are. They like to afix imaginary disorders to people so they can write prescriptions for unnessesary meds.

She was seeing a psychiatrist for awhile, then decided she didn't like being judged for wanting to think for herself.

by LaDeena October 12, 2009

Psychiatrist

The man ..you see. when you forget that his logic is non-sense.
compare with psyiatchrist

so, as a psychiatrist, you're saying that when I'm behaving normally my logic depends on a delicate balance of chemicals in the brain?
So when someone's balance of chemicals is unbalanced then you give them something that alters that balance.
So that means that when you take someone in for obervation for 30 days (UK) and imediately give them medication (which by definition alters the delicate balance of chemicals) before observing them for evidence of a mental health disorder, you are in fact condemning them without trial?
And without right to appeal, to a life of torture and humiliation,and of emasculation; a sentence for life.

by awarewolf January 25, 2009