SalvyZ's definitions

morasinine

A situation that it at once totally confusing and completely idiotic

"A large number of Darwin Award winners died in completely morasinine ways."

by SalvyZ June 26, 2019

grammar swami

A term describing an individual who exhibits both knowledge and empathy in relation to language use. Instead of criticizing others' grammatical errors, a Grammar Swami gently and privately guides them towards more standard language practices. Their approach is focused on uplifting and educating without causing embarrassment or belittlement, emphasizing respect for each individual's unique linguistic journey and encouraging growth in a supportive, non-judgmental manner.

I met a Grammar Swami who patiently and kindly showed me how to use language better, guiding me towards improvement without making me feel embarrassed or small.

by SalvyZ July 25, 2023

hobosexual

A person who dates others only to have a place to live.

"John's only with Mary for a place to stay. He doesn't love her. He's hobosexual."

by SalvyZ October 16, 2020

cerebriated

Cerebriated encapsulates a state of heightened intellectual stimulation, evoking a sense of heightened consciousness akin to the buzz one experiences from consuming alcoholic beverages.

Engaging in philosophical debates with her peers often left her feeling cerebriated, as if her mind had been imbued with the intoxicating effects of a thought-provoking libation.

by SalvyZ February 26, 2024

cringing

to mentally binge on thoughts about one's existence that arouse feelings of disgust or embarrassment about one's self

"I've spent many sleepless nights during the pandemic mentally cringing myself into a state of deep despair and self loathing."

by SalvyZ May 2, 2021

histigue

The fatigue resulting from the chronic glorification of the history of a local place

"I've got a serious case of histigue due to the relentless talk about how historical our downtown area is."

by SalvyZ October 30, 2023

fattire

clothing people wear when feeling plump

"After a Thanksgiving meal, my fattire usually consists of sweatpants and a baggy sweatshirt."

by SalvyZ November 23, 2018