walking tabloid

Someone who spends all his time making up fake stories about his ex because he wants people to feel sorry for him.
He is a walking tabloid and the only people that will listen to his made up stories about her are the gutter trash losers that subscribe to him.
by LaDeena July 04, 2009
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sarcastic

The act of being syrupy sweet and condescending to someone that is extrememly pissed off, usually resulting in the person getting even more pissed off. Useful when working in retail.
The more pissed off she got at me, the more sarcastic I got with her.
by LaDeena July 04, 2009
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ex-husband

Male figure who can't get it thru his thick head that his ex wife wouldn't touch him again even if her life depended on it and tries to interfere with her marriage cuz he can't stand to see her with anyone else.
I still miss my ex-husband...but my aim is improving!
by LaDeena June 11, 2006
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chub-a-longs

Heavyset preteen girls that like to start drama behind your back. They usually run in packs.
Those 2 little chub-a-longs Emily and Kaylee have such pathetic lives that they have to start drama with other people to get their jollies
by LaDeena August 18, 2008
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paternity test

Test taken to prove that a man is either the father or not the father of a child. ( see Maury show)
Stephanie tried to refuse to take the paternity test proving he wasn't the father because she didn't want the other guy to find out he wasn't the father either.
by LaDeena June 11, 2006
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dramalationship

A relationship that is filled with so much drama it feels like a bad soap opera. Starts out as a normal relationship until the Dramaholic's true nature emerges, usually set off my some miniscule happening on the other person's part.The more the normal person tries to be avoid drama, the more the dramaholic tries to create, usually with the intention to break the normal person's spirit and sanity. Usually end up as domestic violence cases when the normal person refuses to be broken down.
I am so happy and grateful that I am out of that dramalationship!!
by LaDeena October 11, 2009
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starch mouth

Someone who is addicted to carbohydrates and sweets.
Yes, she is on the Atkins diet and gets flack from every starch mouth within a 5 mile radius.
by LaDeena March 02, 2010
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