LaDeena's definitions

chub-a-longs

Heavyset preteen girls that like to start drama behind your back. They usually run in packs.

Those 2 little chub-a-longs Emily and Kaylee have such pathetic lives that they have to start drama with other people to get their jollies

by LaDeena August 18, 2008

dramalationship

A relationship that is filled with so much drama it feels like a bad soap opera. Starts out as a normal relationship until the Dramaholic's true nature emerges, usually set off my some miniscule happening on the other person's part.The more the normal person tries to be avoid drama, the more the dramaholic tries to create, usually with the intention to break the normal person's spirit and sanity. Usually end up as domestic violence cases when the normal person refuses to be broken down.

I am so happy and grateful that I am out of that dramalationship!!

by LaDeena October 11, 2009

paternity test

Test taken to prove that a man is either the father or not the father of a child. ( see Maury show)

Stephanie tried to refuse to take the paternity test proving he wasn't the father because she didn't want the other guy to find out he wasn't the father either.

by LaDeena June 11, 2006

divorce

To legally get rid of the leeching, lazy scumbag you mistakenly married when you were young and naive.

I threw a party when my divorce was final.

by LaDeena June 11, 2006

Spevs

Elderly, crotchety old men who think the world owes them favors because they are veterans. They will usually ask for special discounts, expect special favors and walk around like they are better than younger veterans because they served in the "real wars". Spev is short for "Special Veterans" and is likened to the derogatory term sped for "special ed". Note that not all veterans act like this and therefore not all veterans should be referred to as this.

Those crotchety old spevs were in again today whining about how we don't offer veteran discounts.

by LaDeena October 11, 2009

UAW International

Bunch of company asskissing retards who throw out grievences filed against a company based on the sex of the person who filed the grievence.

UAW International dismissed the grievence because she didn't have a shlong hanging between her legs.

by LaDeena June 11, 2006

twinkie king

Word for the manager of a business, usually but not always fast food, who has a secret stash of twinkies or other snack cake hidden in their office.

Rick is so damn fat that they nicknamed him the twinkie king of the factory!

by LaDeena June 11, 2006