divorce

To legally get rid of the leeching, lazy scumbag you mistakenly married when you were young and naive.
I threw a party when my divorce was final.
by LaDeena June 03, 2006
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chub-a-longs

Heavyset preteen girls that like to start drama behind your back. They usually run in packs.
Those 2 little chub-a-longs Emily and Kaylee have such pathetic lives that they have to start drama with other people to get their jollies
by LaDeena July 21, 2008
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drama queen

A girl who boo hoo's and ba ha's about all the shit in her life that's going on claiming "Too much drama" but in reality brings it all on herself.
Deana is such a fucking drama queen.
by LaDeena June 04, 2006
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ex-husband

Male figure who can't get it thru his thick head that his ex wife wouldn't touch him again even if her life depended on it and tries to interfere with her marriage cuz he can't stand to see her with anyone else.
I still miss my ex-husband...but my aim is improving!
by LaDeena June 03, 2006
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dismissed

Word that signifies the ending of a worthless argument or time wasting conversation with someone who is being rude and nasty. Usually said in a voice dripping with sarcasm and accompanied by a "talk to the hand" gesture.
rude customer: I think you are a rude, unfriendly bitch!
me: I don't care what you think, you don't know me, you are dismissed.
by LaDeena July 04, 2009
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sperm donor

1. A male figure who wants a child, has a child, then tries to deny the child to get out of paying child support.
2. A male figure whose child cannot stand him.
1. Kenny blackmailed her into having that baby, but he turned out to be nothing but a sperm donor.
2. She won't even refer to him as her father, she calls him sperm donor to his face.
by LaDeena June 03, 2006
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starch mouth

Someone who is addicted to carbohydrates and sweets.
Yes, she is on the Atkins diet and gets flack from every starch mouth within a 5 mile radius.
by LaDeena March 03, 2010
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