Employee perks offered to the executive team of the Midwest’s most prestigious transport brokerage. Benefits include workout (aerobics) routines, nap time, & daily masturbation sessions. Often times benefits are collected after a
long 3 hour
work day of tending to patio gardens and watching
girls out of the window and not talking to them.
Executive: Yo Creeper, you should have seen this
ducking girl at the
pool. She was so hot.
Creeper: Did you talk to her?
Executive: No I just went into the
bathroom and collected some Goldwing Benefits.