Employee perks offered to the executive team of the Midwest’s most prestigious transport brokerage. Benefits include workout (aerobics) routines, nap time, & daily
masturbation sessions. Often times benefits are collected after a
long 3 hour work day of tending to patio gardens and watching
girls out of the window and not talking to them.
Executive:
Yo Creeper, you should have seen this ducking girl at the
pool. She was so
hot.
Creeper: Did you talk to her?
Executive: No I just went into the bathroom and collected some Goldwing Benefits.