pseudocoma

A term to describe a level of near- unconsciousness, also referred to as “locked-in syndrome,” in which you appear to be comatose but are able to sense what is going on around you.

She appeared to be in a coma because she couldn’t move or speak but it turned out she was actually in a pseudocoma.

pseudocoma by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2023

pseudocidal 

Someone who tries to fake a suicide for attention

"he is so pseudocidal, he didn't even load the gun before fake shooting himself in front of his parents"

pseudocidal by AustinLU March 27, 2009

pseudocode 

Pseudocode is a description of a computer programming algorithm that uses the structural conventions of programming languages, but omits detailed subroutines or language-specific syntax. It can also refer to a high level 'language' whose aim is to generalise the logic and program flow of a computer program

An example of how pseudocode differs from regular code is below.

Regular code (written in PHP):

<?php
if (is_valid($cc_number)) {
execute_transaction($cc_number, $order);
} else {
show_failure();
}
?>

Pseudocode:

if credit card number is valid
execute transaction based on number and order
else
show a generic failure message
end if

pseudocode by georgi July 24, 2006

Pseudomasochist 

see goth.
usually found clustered in malls, congratulating themselves on how unique they are.
ubiquitous in areas with a hot topic.

i can't tell if he's a pseudomasochist or a mime.

Pseudomasochist by deva March 31, 2005

Pseudonomics 

The study of fictitious words.

She told me that she wished this weekend was "funner," and I told her that she should take a course on pseudonomics.

Pseudonomics by academyresearcher September 2, 2014

pseudomale 

n.

1. A cis male who never assumes the role of a male in sexual situations.

Examples: chaste cuckold, gimp, oral sex slave, pussyboy, bottomboy, sissy, v-cel, sexual reject

2. A cis male with one or more penis related problems that render him sexually inadequate as a male.

Examples: small penis, micropenis, impotence, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation

Even though I look and act like any other male outside of the bedroom, I identify as a pseudomale since I only have sex with my mouth pussy and never my puny peenee.

pseudomale by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 12, 2021

pseudocumentary 

A documentary that uses false information or preys upon the viewers emotions to make an absurd argument. Pseudocumentaries are typically propaganda films, often found on the internet, using scary music and vivid images to purport their views. In short, pseudocumentaries are bullshit.

"Listen man, you have to watch 'Loose Change.' It'll change your whole world!"
"Um, dude, that's a pseudocumentary at best."

"So, I just saw Michael Moore's latest pseudocumentary. That thing was just loaded with fear music."

pseudocumentary by pinkmoustache December 26, 2007