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Beat the Protestant 

The exact same schoolyard game as "kill the guy with the ball" (aka "Smear The Queer"), only the name is changed when played at Catholic schools. A comical way of encouraging a bygone era of sectarian rivalry in Christiandom via youthful bravado. Especially popular in Irish communities. Has NOTHING to do with anti-LGBT bigotry.
Hey Bill, want to play Beat the Protestant with us?

Sure! Just make sure the mother superior doesn't see us rough housing.

Protestant Ratism 

Protestant Ratism is the less structured form of Ratism. It is believed that the Rat is the true Deity but after further investigation, it is found that the original Ratist Texts are not confidential and invalid. This is shown in the different terms used for a place of worship, for example, "The Church of Rat" and "Ratist House of Prayer". It is said that there are buildings for prayer but there is indeed not. The Ratists almost always pray at a home shrine or drawn picture.

The Protestant Ratists believe in true equality, this is shown in how the members all worship together. There are no ranks among the Protestant Ratists, the Mother Rat shows everyone the same amount of love and respect. We worship on the sacred days, Monday and Thursday for that is when the Mother Rat arose from the Cesspool.
I'm am apart of Protestant Ratism, deal with it.
Protestant Ratism by Sneeze88 October 14, 2020

protestant fuckbucket 

A individual of protestant religious belief who enjoys the act of consistent sex
protestant fuckbucket by Aildaris September 21, 2017

Is Pi Catholic or Protestant?

When theomaticians and philosophers couldn’t see eye to eye based on the number π’s oft-conflicting or mixed interactions with other numbers or constants whether her allegiance is with the Vatican or with the Church of England.
Does π subscribe to the Pope’s or to the Archbishop of Canterbury’s theomatical teachings on how rational and irrational numbers ought to behave themselves in private and in public? Is pi Catholic or Protestant?

KRM Protestation 

The KRM (Kevin Rights Movement) is an international movement supporting the rights of Kevin Manfredi-Zayas, who is often mistreated and brutalized. He is an eighth-grader as of May 2022 and gets sent to the office. He must be set free.
Kevin is in the office today again, like always. Does the school support the KRM Protestation?

Prestatyn 

A beautiful town in North East Wales. To many scousers and manc people here corrupting the Welsh people that are here into having kids with them then claiming that there kids are 100% English. Chavs also plague the streets drinking that piss that they call cider and just really being cunts to everyone thats not like them.
Welsh person 1 : Yo', you wanna go out around Prestatyn and find something to do?

Welsh person 2 : Nah, the stupid English chavs and the Welsh unionists are out sucking each other off.
Prestatyn by Welshboi April 1, 2007
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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