prouching 

the act of crouching and punching simultaneously

That fucker is going around prouching people in the balls. He'll come up to you, crouch and punch you in the balls.

prouching by Nef Del May 9, 2006

Prouching 

When a chick squats over dick

Prouching is my favorite sex position.

Prouching by Cpdy July 18, 2023

Mr. producing 

Mr. producing is when you produce something like the Top G would do.

Mr. producing is when you produce something like the Top G would do. Iam gonna mr. produce this

Mr. producing by Arda5959 June 14, 2023

Crouching Uncle 

The act of walking into your aunt's bedroom and finding your uncle with his boxers around his ankles, squatting over your aunt while serving up a PBR and creamed-corn induced hot carl into her waiting mouth... most often occurring while re-runs of the Dukes of Hazard or Full House are playing on the TV.

I went over to Uncle Jethro's after the Nascar race, and when I walked into the trailer Aunt Tina was in the midst of wiping the Crouching Uncle off of her mustache.

Crouching Uncle by Ryjamin October 6, 2011

grief poaching 

Expressing phony or exaggerated grief for a tragic event that one wasn't really close to, in order to get attention or advance one's career. Coined by author Anna Shinoda.

When Michael Jackson passed away, you had every C-list celebrity in the universe on television, like, 'Oh, man, I was so moved!' and crying. I was disgusted by all that grief poaching.

grief poaching by jewishfoodie July 13, 2015

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin 

The act of sneaking a naggin of vodka into a club for either:
1. The topping up of normal soft drinks (Therefore not having to pay for vodka from the bar)
2. Going into the bathroom and doing shots (usually with someone else) from the bottle until said bottle is gone

Person 1: This club is really expensive!
Person 2: Well Get a glass of coke and we'll do crouching tiger hidden naggin

OR

Person 1: Wanna get the party started?
Person 2: Right, let's go to the bathroom from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin by mitsuko045 February 24, 2008

preaching to the choir

Preaching to the choir means you are trying to make believers out of people who already believe, or convince people who are already convinced.

"We could start a new tradition, Birthdays without Boyfriends. It could work."
"Preachin' to the choir here baby."

preaching to the choir by Kay May 15, 2004