Pouching

Taking both testicles into one's mouth, and holding one in each cheek. Only possible with medium to large sized balls.

"He sat on her face, while she was pouching him and giving him a hand job."

"His balls were so big, when she pouched him, she looked like a hamster storing seed for later."

by TI07 August 5, 2008

Pouching

The act of sticking ones penis into the pouch of a kangaroo for sexual pleasure.

The "Junior Electrical Engineer" was on walkabout when he saw a kangaroo and decided it was time to do a little Pouching.

by Moistbungholeplugger October 6, 2020

Pouching

The act of sticking ones penis into a kangroos pouch for sexual pleasure.

The "Junior Electrical Engineer" Was on a walkabout when noticed a kangaroo and decided it was time to do a little pouching.

by Moistbungholeplugger October 6, 2020

Pouching

get shannons larger left tit and place your penis underneath and let it sit there

Dude paul is such a gnarly mad cunt, apparently he was pouching shannon last night when she was sleeping, when she woke up her lefty was bigger.

by Howmuchisthefish March 8, 2017

Pouching

get shannons larger left tit and place your penis underneath and let it sit there

Dude paul is such a gnarly mad cunt, apparently he was pouching shannon last night when she was sleeping, when she woke up her lefty was bigger.

by Howmuchisthefish March 8, 2017

tofu-pouching

v. the process by which a female will lay her genitalia over another person's face...preferrably while sleeping.

I love tofu-pouching people after i rail them in quake 2.

by RaZ August 7, 2003

grief poaching

Expressing phony or exaggerated grief for a tragic event that one wasn't really close to, in order to get attention or advance one's career. Coined by author Anna Shinoda.

When Michael Jackson passed away, you had every C-list celebrity in the universe on television, like, 'Oh, man, I was so moved!' and crying. I was disgusted by all that grief poaching.

by jewishfoodie July 13, 2015