Pouching

Taking both testicles into one's mouth, and holding one in each cheek. Only possible with medium to large sized balls.

"He sat on her face, while she was pouching him and giving him a hand job."

"His balls were so big, when she pouched him, she looked like a hamster storing seed for later."

by TI07 August 5, 2008

Pouching

The act of sticking ones penis into the pouch of a kangaroo for sexual pleasure.

The "Junior Electrical Engineer" was on walkabout when he saw a kangaroo and decided it was time to do a little Pouching.

by Moistbungholeplugger October 6, 2020

Pouching

The act of sticking ones penis into a kangroos pouch for sexual pleasure.

The "Junior Electrical Engineer" Was on a walkabout when noticed a kangaroo and decided it was time to do a little pouching.

by Moistbungholeplugger October 6, 2020

Pouching

get shannons larger left tit and place your penis underneath and let it sit there

Dude paul is such a gnarly mad cunt, apparently he was pouching shannon last night when she was sleeping, when she woke up her lefty was bigger.

by Howmuchisthefish March 8, 2017

Pouche

A prick/douche hybrid. A term reserved for those individuals who so utterly and frequently piss you off that simply applying the "prick/douche" label is not enough.

Most commonly directed towards, but not exclusive to, males.

Jorge: Man, Phillip, I can't believe you jizzed on my face after I passed out last night.

Phillip: What a fuckin' pouche.

Jorge: Man, you just called yourself a pouche.

Phillip: Fuck, man, I guess I really am a pouche.

by gimmedatsammich February 11, 2009

pouched

Getting Drunk, being Drunk

I got so Pouched Last night.
She was Pouched when she bought those pants.
Let's get pouched!

by PouchMaster1 April 12, 2011

pouches

interj.
1. Used to express peace out for the non-thugerated.
( originated from Dan Chen)
2. More than one pouch is the wrong definition.

1. i'm outta here pouches.
2. Pouches guys.

by daniel chen January 2, 2004