Kay's definitions

jonesing

(1) joking, just kidding, etc.

(2) having a strong need, want or desire for. usually connected with drugs, especially marijuana

man, i was just jonesin', i didn't mean it

i'm jonesin' for a fix right about now

by kay December 11, 2003

christmas

1. A time when you are forced to spend time and money on people you hate (i.e. your family). People get drunk, fight, then go home and sleep, then wake up with bad hangovers.

2. A time where a perverted fat dude named Santa comes down the chimney and gives little five-year-old Jimmy the dirty magazines he always wanted.

"Christmas fucking sucks."

by Kay January 18, 2004

you won't

expression used by people, often while playing sports in gym or practicing for their band; challenge of skill;

Guy about to shoot a basketball: I'm gonna make it in!
Other Guy: You won't!
Guy: Say I won't
Other Guy: You won't LOSER
Guy shoots and makes it in
Guy: OH! OH! who da man?

by Kay March 21, 2004

okay kay

the most annoying phrase if your name is kay and the person using it thinks they are the first person to use it and think they are hell witty.

person: you want to go out tonight?

kay: yeah ok

person: ok

person: okay kay.

person: hahahahaaaaaaa

kay: GAAAHHH

by Kay June 19, 2006

TESTICLE TONIC

When the duck butter and the swamp ass meet, form a mixture and drip down

Dude, my testicle tonic is getting out on control! It's making me wet!

by Kay April 4, 2003

walk of shame

When you get voted off a TV gameshow and to walk someplace with everyone looking at you. They usually play dramatic music during this. Good examples of walks of shame are on The Weakest Link.

Anne Robinson: You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Bob: SCREW YOU ALL! *roundhouse kicks contestants who voted him out in the face*

by Kay March 20, 2004

stacked

for chicks to be well built and got good curves

Damn check out her hips, shes stacked!

by Kay December 24, 2003