Kay's definitions

Shizzle my nizzle

Proof that society has got to the point that you can say retarded things like "shizzle my nizzle" without at least 13 people going "WTF?"

"Shizzle my nizzle"
"I get you..."

by Kay July 27, 2003

Hot rock

a boulder that falls off tha end of ur joint which can cause holes in your clothes

Shit! u got a hot rock on my jacket!

by Kay July 10, 2003

walk of shame

When you get voted off a TV gameshow and to walk someplace with everyone looking at you. They usually play dramatic music during this. Good examples of walks of shame are on The Weakest Link.

Anne Robinson: You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Bob: SCREW YOU ALL! *roundhouse kicks contestants who voted him out in the face*

by Kay March 20, 2004

TESTICLE TONIC

When the duck butter and the swamp ass meet, form a mixture and drip down

Dude, my testicle tonic is getting out on control! It's making me wet!

by Kay April 4, 2003

okay kay

the most annoying phrase if your name is kay and the person using it thinks they are the first person to use it and think they are hell witty.

person: you want to go out tonight?

kay: yeah ok

person: ok

person: okay kay.

person: hahahahaaaaaaa

kay: GAAAHHH

by Kay June 19, 2006

you won't

expression used by people, often while playing sports in gym or practicing for their band; challenge of skill;

Guy about to shoot a basketball: I'm gonna make it in!
Other Guy: You won't!
Guy: Say I won't
Other Guy: You won't LOSER
Guy shoots and makes it in
Guy: OH! OH! who da man?

by Kay March 21, 2004

christmas

1. A time when you are forced to spend time and money on people you hate (i.e. your family). People get drunk, fight, then go home and sleep, then wake up with bad hangovers.

2. A time where a perverted fat dude named Santa comes down the chimney and gives little five-year-old Jimmy the dirty magazines he always wanted.

"Christmas fucking sucks."

by Kay January 18, 2004