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prosticutor

A legal zealot who either poses as a "customer" in order to entrap streetwalkers so that said zealot can subsequently press illegal-propositioning charges against them, or offers sexual favors to court-personnel and/or plaintiffs/defendants in exchange for their "cooperative" testimony or other ethically-questionable actions.
I try to avoid legal entanglements at all costs, since I know that there are so many prosticutors out there.
by QuacksO November 24, 2017
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Prostitortion

Offering or devoting one's talent to an unworthy use or cause and obtaining money or something of value by the abuse of one's office or authority.
The head writer for "The Herald Today" displayed such blatant prostitortion by writing feature articles for the mob while taking money under the table.
by Mandy Stark August 28, 2008
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ProstiTutor

An individual who teaches, either by example or coercion, the proper way to sell one's body and sexual services for money.

Usually the prostiTutor is a pimp but can sometimes be an older, more experienced hooker and lessons include (but are not limited to) the most effective ways to attire one's self, proper sexual technique and financial management.

The most successful prostiTutors tend to be appreciated by their student's clients, but the students usually require more persuasion. Effective prostiTutors have many methods of earning their students respect, but most often provide drugs free of charge until such time as the budding street-worker becomes addicted and cannot afford to pay for their habit.

Though prostiTutors and their students are usually considered by mainstream society to have come from poverted backgrounds, it is not necessarily the case.

ProstiTutors can be high-tech, and have been known to find prospective students on the internet by targeting users of such social networking sites as MySpace, Facebook or Twitter. In fact, the internet has given ProstiTutors the ability to recruit young people not just from poverted backgrounds, but from a broader spectrum of society.
Misty: "I wish I had your pimp, mine never gives me any spending money..."

Tanisha: "I got lucky, he's been the best prostitutor a ho could ask for, and hardly ever smacks me around..."
by Sunshyne Lollipops February 3, 2010
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prostituterous

An action that is both slutty and preposterous.
Dude 1: Did you see that girl dancing?
Dude 2: Prostituterous
by Woodward-Sceusi April 18, 2014
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prosecutorial abuse

Illegal tactics used by unscrupulous attorneys in order to insure a conviction regardless of the guilt or innocence issue.
When the Bellingham} County Attorney learned the defendant was innocent he/she engaged in prosecutorial abuse by mental intimidation.
by @thedocwho2 February 16, 2019
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prosticute

wow cool prosticute
by bogasuda June 15, 2011
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Prosecutor

Often put out as the bad guy but in truth is one of the reasons your not dead yet. Being a prosecutor is one of the most honorable professions of which I know. These are true public servants, as they are taking a college degree that can easily earn them 10 times as much as they will ever earn as a prosecutor and using it to serve our justice system.
- Prosecutors are lawyers working for the people against the criminals.
by BlehImBoreda August 1, 2012
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