lawyers

about 99% of them are greedy and ignorant
the cause of a lot of societies problems
the cause of 100% of todays ridiculous law system and tolerance for the idiocity (liability,malpractice,suing,hate crimes all bullshit)
they dont realize or care that people make mistakes they just want half of your paycheck.

Person: Yea im considering on becoming a doctor
Person's Friend: cool, well i want to become a lawyer
Person: Have fun in Hell, lawyers suck

lawyers by thestoges8889 May 28, 2007

Lawyers

The most evil, lowliest people on the face of the earth, Spend most of thier days chasing ambulances (ambulance chasers), or suing the hell out of innocent civilians for stating their opinions.

From an Urbandictionary stay/go vote thing:

I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees..."

Whether this was a real lawyer or not, its fairly typical of that they do.

Lawyers by Utz89 November 12, 2004

lawyers

A group of harlequins and sharlitins who use the legal system to con and scam people out of huge some of money, such as £200 for a 50 word letter.

I not going to pay those Laywers another penny.

lawyers by Jonathan Willis October 26, 2004

Lawyers, Guns and Money 

What you send for when the shit has hit the fan.

Song by American songwriter Warren Zevon on his 1978 album "Excitable Boy."

"I was gambling in Havana, I took a little risk.
Send Lawyers, Guns and Money, dad, get me out of this."

Lawyers, Guns and Money by RuthenianCynic December 14, 2008

lawyers library 

The toilet, but only when your pooping.

Mr. V, I’m stepping away from my desk, I have to go to the lawyers library. I’ll be back in 10.

lawyers library by Bobs Murders October 2, 2023

lawyers that win cases

A stupid ad I need getting on urban dictionary

“What’s something that is unreal?”

“Lawyers that win cases”

lawyers that win cases by Cheeae February 24, 2024

Ambulance Chasing Lawyers 

The lowest form of animal life; they are the arseholes who use the law in ways for which it was not intended. Some of these scumbags, quite literally, follow ambulances carrying people, involved in traffic accidents, to hospital in order to get them to make a claim against the other party involved. In Britain, these bastards use human rights law to prevent paedophile rapists from being deported back to their country of origin. They’re the ones who act on behalf of terrorists to pursue damages against troops who were doing their duty under incredibly difficult circumstances. Why do they do it? For money, they cynically exploit the law that is supposed to protect people to make themselves rich. They are vermin and should be treated as such.

“An online petition has been set up to make it legal to kill ambulance chasing lawyers!”
“Where do I sign?”

Ambulance Chasing Lawyers by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016