Skip to main content

prostetutor

A professional masseuse who works your mind and body.
My son was struggling academically so I hired a prostetutor. Now his grades are up... among other things.
by AndieNak May 29, 2011
mugGet the prostetutor mug.

ProstiTutor

An individual who teaches, either by example or coercion, the proper way to sell one's body and sexual services for money.

Usually the prostiTutor is a pimp but can sometimes be an older, more experienced hooker and lessons include (but are not limited to) the most effective ways to attire one's self, proper sexual technique and financial management.

The most successful prostiTutors tend to be appreciated by their student's clients, but the students usually require more persuasion. Effective prostiTutors have many methods of earning their students respect, but most often provide drugs free of charge until such time as the budding street-worker becomes addicted and cannot afford to pay for their habit.

Though prostiTutors and their students are usually considered by mainstream society to have come from poverted backgrounds, it is not necessarily the case.

ProstiTutors can be high-tech, and have been known to find prospective students on the internet by targeting users of such social networking sites as MySpace, Facebook or Twitter. In fact, the internet has given ProstiTutors the ability to recruit young people not just from poverted backgrounds, but from a broader spectrum of society.
Misty: "I wish I had your pimp, mine never gives me any spending money..."

Tanisha: "I got lucky, he's been the best prostitutor a ho could ask for, and hardly ever smacks me around..."
by Sunshyne Lollipops February 3, 2010
mugGet the ProstiTutor mug.

prostituterous

An action that is both slutty and preposterous.
Dude 1: Did you see that girl dancing?
Dude 2: Prostituterous
by Woodward-Sceusi April 18, 2014
mugGet the prostituterous mug.

prosecutorial abuse

Illegal tactics used by unscrupulous attorneys in order to insure a conviction regardless of the guilt or innocence issue.
When the Bellingham} County Attorney learned the defendant was innocent he/she engaged in prosecutorial abuse by mental intimidation.
by @thedocwho2 February 16, 2019
mugGet the prosecutorial abuse mug.

Prosecutor

Often put out as the bad guy but in truth is one of the reasons your not dead yet. Being a prosecutor is one of the most honorable professions of which I know. These are true public servants, as they are taking a college degree that can easily earn them 10 times as much as they will ever earn as a prosecutor and using it to serve our justice system.
- Prosecutors are lawyers working for the people against the criminals.
by BlehImBoreda August 1, 2012
mugGet the Prosecutor mug.

prostetute

that's a maddie, the prostetute
by amiablekyns March 4, 2017
mugGet the prostetute mug.

prostitutor

A person employed to educate and have sexual relations. The tutoring sessions usually have a happy ending.
Chip: Dude you want to go to the district tonight?

Dale: No man, I can't. I am failing spanish so my prostitutor is coming tonight. It is going to be a long night.

Chip: Alright, be sure to rubber up dude.
by soothsayer90 June 8, 2011
mugGet the prostitutor mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email