Skip to main content

Prostache 

Prostache is grown exclusively during the month of November for the Movember event. Celebrating the fight against male prostate cancer it is the prostate mustache - or prostache.

The pronunciation of the first half of the word rhymes with "frost".
As cool as his prostache looked, he knew it meant more to him; much more.
Prostache by Zarbuck November 16, 2010

prosticute 

wow cool prosticute
prosticute by bogasuda June 15, 2011

Prostatute 

The prostatutes ares whores that, in the middle of the action, violently insert their fingers into your anus to reach your prostate. They also go back and forth with their fingers really really fast and really really hard. They are evil creatures that appear only at moonless nights, so watch out!
-Hey dude, you wanna get some hoe's 'night?
-better not, man, I can't see the moon in the sky... There must be some prostatutes among them...
-oh shit, I forgot! Come on get into my car, I'll bring us safe!
Prostatute by Grillzy January 7, 2010

Prostatute 

A “prostate specialist” that does sexual actions with their patient during an “exam”
“The appointment was so long, I thought she was a prostatute.”
Prostatute by HTgqe June 13, 2021

prosticute 

An adjective describing those of the female gender, who, at a young age, feel it necessary to dress like a slut! they may be cute, but be wary, they tend to grow up to have STDs.
Chris: hey justin, do you think those girls are hott?
Justin: dude those girls are like eight years old, they're so prosticute. Chris, it's important that you understand that short skirts do not meen mature.
Chris: Dude...you just said prosticute.
Emily and Mary and Casey: Hey boys!
Chris and Justin: Yup, definitely prosticute.
prosticute by ETOWNS May 13, 2006

Prostatute 

A specific type of prostitute that only allows him/herself to have sex in the anus. For various reasons such as pregnancy, period or preference. Very highly sought after as they charge the same as a regular prostitute.
"Hey Brandon, you done a prostatute yet?"
"No, what's a prostatute?"
"Those prostitutes that have standards and only have sex in ass. It's great, cheap anal sex and don't have to worry about a baby."