contraband
Drugs or drug-related items. Ex: weed, pipe, rolling papers, tin foil (heavily smoldered), baggies, visine, etc.
Mostly illegal items.
Mostly illegal items.
contraband by torey February 6, 2005
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contraband by Sabs15 August 12, 2005
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Nigga Contraband
Phrases, Words, or even material such as racist YouTube videos that white people share with each other but would never show their black friends.
Person 1: I say fellow white person, search for ______ on YouTube. I found it racially hilarious.
Person 2: HAHAHA, but make sure the niggas don't find out, thats Nigga Contraband.
Person 2: HAHAHA, but make sure the niggas don't find out, thats Nigga Contraband.
Nigga Contraband by NCPhoenix95 October 31, 2010
Bloody Tampon Contraband
A used tampon placed in a plastic bag. The person who carries bloody tampon contraband is eager to be searched. Repeat offenders often carry bloody tampon contraband to discourage unlawful searches by police and other authorities.
I hope that cop tries to search me again, this time I got a present for him. When he reaches in my pocket this time all he is gonna find is bloody tampon contraband.
Bloody Tampon Contraband by clausemic November 4, 2012
reverse-contraband
The opposite of contraband (desirable/valuable items which you do not own but wish to possess), this term refers to decidedly UNdesirable/useless items (heaps of trash, bald tires, hideous-looking/sloppy-fitting clothing, etc.) which ARE indeed legally yours, but which you strongly wish to get rid of.
I got busted for "non-possession of reverse-contraband" when I was attempting to dispose of a truckload of moldy mattresses by throwing them into a ravine.
reverse-contraband by QuacksO August 21, 2017
contrabassoon
Harbinger of doom and destruction. This instrument has the lowest range of any woodwind, along with the contrabass clarinet, and has a sound powerful enough to turn straight men gay, gay men straight, republicans into democrats and atheists into priests. Do not EVER take your girlfriend to an orchestra performance where there is a contrabassoonist, because he will steal your bitch before the end of the symphony's first movement.
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contrabassoon by ReedMonger March 12, 2014
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