Definitions by HTgqe

Pat Love

A tomboy with a boyfriend

She’s such a pat love, I thought she was a lesbian

Pat Love by HTgqe May 12, 2022

Lobster Crawl 

A Pick-up truck modification popular in the 70s and 80s in which the front of the truck was raised to monster truck lengths with the purpose of driving it off-road. Unfortunately, the Hoovers driving it end up not seeing anything on the road, leading the people getting ran over.

Jimmy has to watch out for psychos who drive a lobster crawl if he wants to play on the road

Lobster Crawl by HTgqe April 15, 2022

Hoover 

An unintelligent, overweight, redneck man who hates intellectualism and blames and accuses people for dumb reasons.

That old fart acts more like a Hoover than ever before since he drove that pickup truck

Hoover by HTgqe April 15, 2022

Prostatute 

A “prostate specialist” that does sexual actions with their patient during an “exam”

“The appointment was so long, I thought she was a prostatute.”

Prostatute by HTgqe June 13, 2021