HTgqe's definitions

Hoover

An unintelligent, overweight, redneck man who hates intellectualism and blames and accuses people for dumb reasons.

That old fart acts more like a Hoover than ever before since he drove that pickup truck

by HTgqe April 15, 2022

Pat Love

A tomboy with a boyfriend

She’s such a pat love, I thought she was a lesbian

by HTgqe May 12, 2022

Lobster Crawl

A Pick-up truck modification popular in the 70s and 80s in which the front of the truck was raised to monster truck lengths with the purpose of driving it off-road. Unfortunately, the Hoovers driving it end up not seeing anything on the road, leading the people getting ran over.

Jimmy has to watch out for psychos who drive a lobster crawl if he wants to play on the road

by HTgqe April 15, 2022

Prostatute

A “prostate specialist” that does sexual actions with their patient during an “exam”

“The appointment was so long, I thought she was a prostatute.”

by HTgqe June 13, 2021