Prostachute
Jackson dumped his stash and the dead hooker in the Prostachute and fled when the police were called.
Prostachute by LS Juan September 1, 2018
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prosticute by bogasuda June 15, 2011
Prostatute
The prostatutes ares whores that, in the middle of the action, violently insert their fingers into your anus to reach your prostate. They also go back and forth with their fingers really really fast and really really hard. They are evil creatures that appear only at moonless nights, so watch out!
-Hey dude, you wanna get some hoe's 'night?
-better not, man, I can't see the moon in the sky... There must be some prostatutes among them...
-oh shit, I forgot! Come on get into my car, I'll bring us safe!
-better not, man, I can't see the moon in the sky... There must be some prostatutes among them...
-oh shit, I forgot! Come on get into my car, I'll bring us safe!
Prostatute by Grillzy January 7, 2010
Prostatute
Prostatute by HTgqe June 13, 2021
prosticute
An adjective describing those of the female gender, who, at a young age, feel it necessary to dress like a slut! they may be cute, but be wary, they tend to grow up to have STDs.
Chris: hey justin, do you think those girls are hott?
Justin: dude those girls are like eight years old, they're so prosticute. Chris, it's important that you understand that short skirts do not meen mature.
Chris: Dude...you just said prosticute.
Emily and Mary and Casey: Hey boys!
Chris and Justin: Yup, definitely prosticute.
Justin: dude those girls are like eight years old, they're so prosticute. Chris, it's important that you understand that short skirts do not meen mature.
Chris: Dude...you just said prosticute.
Emily and Mary and Casey: Hey boys!
Chris and Justin: Yup, definitely prosticute.
prosticute by ETOWNS May 13, 2006
Prostatute
A specific type of prostitute that only allows him/herself to have sex in the anus. For various reasons such as pregnancy, period or preference. Very highly sought after as they charge the same as a regular prostitute.
"Hey Brandon, you done a prostatute yet?"
"No, what's a prostatute?"
"Those prostitutes that have standards and only have sex in ass. It's great, cheap anal sex and don't have to worry about a baby."
"No, what's a prostatute?"
"Those prostitutes that have standards and only have sex in ass. It's great, cheap anal sex and don't have to worry about a baby."
Prostatute by Jesusifhewasblack June 6, 2013
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