Dried cured ham made from a pig that has mainly been fed on dead prostitutes. Case in point the pigs kept on the Robert "Willie" Pickton farm of Port Coquitlam, British Columbia.
This ham tastes vaguely of carck and cigarette butts, is it a prostciutto?
A legal zealot who either poses as a "customer" in order to entrap streetwalkers so that said zealot can subsequently pressillegal-propositioning charges against them, or offers sexual favors to court-personnel and/or plaintiffs/defendants in exchange for their "cooperative" testimony or other ethically-questionable actions.
I try to avoid legal entanglements at all costs, since I know that there are so many prosticutors out there.