prosecutorial abuse 

Illegal tactics used by unscrupulous attorneys in order to insure a conviction regardless of the guilt or innocence issue.

When the Bellingham} County Attorney learned the defendant was [innocent he/she engaged in prosecutorial abuse by mental intimidation.

prosecutorial abuse by @thedocwho2 February 16, 2019

Prosecutor 

Often put out as the bad guy but in truth is one of the reasons your not dead yet. Being a prosecutor is one of the most honorable professions of which I know. These are true public servants, as they are taking a college degree that can easily earn them 10 times as much as they will ever earn as a prosecutor and using it to serve our justice system.

- Prosecutors are lawyers working for the people against the criminals.

Prosecutor by BlehImBoreda August 1, 2012

county prosecutor 

A sorry ass excuse for an attorney that couldn't make it as a real attorney ex: making $30k a year vs $150k for the average attorney. Usually a overbearing bitch of a woman that is against all men and their rights.

Bob: I have to go see the county prosecutor today!
George: I'm sorry, I hope you don't get an overbearing bitch, you will for sure be guilty.

Anna: That's not true
George: You wouldn't know, you are a woman.

county prosecutor by 4thidco December 30, 2011

prosecutor 

a narcicistic yet self loathing individule whom was a victim and wants to get back at the world.

most prosecutors are women because they are the most vulnerible and most in need for a feeling of power.

prosecutor by laspina jr September 7, 2005

Prosecutors Office 

Similar to a district attorney, who who is in charge of investigating a crime and then tries to secure a conviction in court. Latest trend is for the P.O.'s office to bust cops since they could never make it as one!

Man the county prosecutors office can't get a conviction from someone who confessed to the crime, so they sent the case back down to the municipal court for them to worry about. John the cop with the most awards is under the gun again for doing his job. I wish the prosecutors office would just leave him alone.

Prosecutors Office by Cum Junkie Walter November 15, 2005

prosecutoralbertaro 

albert but bad

prosecutoralbertaro when anyone says anything that he doesnt like

"ok and?"

prosecutoralbertaro by yo mama 0 December 2, 2020

seat protector 

A large rounded piece of tissue paper that is designed to be placed over a toilet seat to protect the shitter from "germs" that may be residing there. The rounded section lies on top of the toilet seat (thus creating the essential Buttock-porcelain Barrier) while a cutout center flap hangs down into the toilet causing the entire paper to be sucked into the toilet when it is flushed. Seat protectors are typically contained in a dispenser on the wall of a public bathroom stall in such venues as airports and offices.
Note that the Buttock-Porcelain Barrier provided by the seat protector creates a false sense of security since someone else's bodily fluid on the toilet seat can leak right through the S.P.'s thin, porous surface. I doubt germs are foiled either.

Toilet User: Damn these seat protectors! I can't get one out of the dispenser without ripping it!

Toilet User: Ugh! Who keeps using 20 seat protectors at a time and clogging the handicap stall?

seat protector by creaternity May 23, 2006