prons

the short version of the phrase, "pros and cons."

guy 1: hey man, I really wanna go masturbate but I also want to sleep early tonight
guy 2: well, what are the prons of sleeping early tonight?

by DabbageCabbage September 7, 2018

prons

shorter way to say pros and cons

what are the prons for this?

by nino03 January 30, 2024

Prons Disease

A disease where you slowly grow shrooms on your cock and you start to transform into a mushroom yourself

Ay you heard that Chris has Prons Disease.
Isn't that were you get shrooms on your cock? Yea it is.

by MightyAman April 20, 2022

poonspeeding

Cunnilingus while wearing swim cap and goggles.

Those frat boys need to prove they were poonspeeding to fulfill their pledge hazing.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 6, 2013

PornScape

Described in the show "Big Mouth" by Maurice: "An alternate dimension where pornography comes to life."

If we don't get him out of the PornScape soon, he'll never be able to connect to anyone on an emotional or sexual level.

by BigMouthFan January 20, 2018

plonsons

n. nice tits often admired by many men

Check out those plonsons!

by [jonkey] October 13, 2007

Ponsones

\pown-sew-ness\
n. the state of nirvana achieved after accomplishing multiple p'ownage.
v. the act of repeatedly p'owning someone.
adj. a word to describe one who is on a roll at one-upmanship, to the point that everybody else folds.

Sports commentator: "Number 88, how would you describe that spectacular victory?"
Number 88: "It's all ponsones, my man...all ponsones!"

The noobs decided to call it quits when the nerdy kid started ponsonesing them at Halo 2.

Nickarossi: "Just for that minor infraction, I'm gonna get ponsones on your buttocks!"

by Nickarossi August 6, 2007