Pronse 

To call someone a pronse is to call someone a very smug person.

Look at that idiotic fool, he's such a pronse.

Pronse by Inthetardis2 February 20, 2017

Pronse 

To pronse is to walk smugly.

I'm gonna pronse over there and show 'em who' s boss!

Pronse by Inthetardis2 February 10, 2017

Ballistic Prose

Words and phrases specifically manufactured/defined in order to mislead careless, irresponsible and deceptive journalists/writers.

{An innovative, percussive and aggressive method/style of writing wherein the author intentionally creates a word/phrase and a definition for the word/phrase as a weaponized literary instrument, objectively targeting and penetrating conventional thinking, culturally imposed dogmatic norms and multi-layered veils of psychosocially nurtured concepts. Ballistic Prose is a baiting tactic aimed in the direction of reckless, quasi-intellectual journalism with the supreme achievement occuring when journalists utilize such manufactured, Ballistic Prose words/phrases as credible terms, descriptors and characterizations as part of a legitimate literary composition, thus signifying the infiltration of artificially modernized etymology and its manifestation as an extension of an elaborate ruse}.

1. 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform S.A.W.' is an example of a ballistic prose characterization for a ridiculously large wave. There is no such thing as a S.A.W.

2. "Dude, NBC just referred to the most recent ocean wave surge as a 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform'. Do they have any clue that there is no such thing as a Seismic Aqueous Waveform? Lol!"

3. {Hambone reads and replies to one of D Dog's recent definitions on UD} "D Dog, your definitions are such a lively form of 'Ballistic Prose!" {D Dog replies} "Hambone, you just invented the term to describe this style off writing = Ballistic Prose."

Ballistic Prose by Charitable Disguise January 3, 2020

proseanide 

Talked to death

OMG - She doesn't shut up ! I've been given a lethal dose of proseanide.

prose - words, cyanide

proseanide by RoseAura~ March 29, 2016

prodsexual 

A super bitch, or a person who exhibits the highest degree of bitchiness.
Or commonly known as a simp for ProductionTakeFive.

The pain, suffering, and outright fear she has caused us definitely makes 0G3Z prodsexual

prodsexual by ඞgcs March 12, 2021

purple prose 

a term used to describe literature where the writing is unnecessarily flowery. it means that the writer described the situation (or wrote the entire book, passage, etc) using words that are too extravagant for the type of text, or any text at all. basically, over-describing something. with stupid words.

normal writing:
she lay on her bed dreaming.

purple prose:
she lay upon her silken sheets in her ornately embellished robes of satin, her chest ascending and descending easily with every passing second, deep inside the caverns of her subconscious mind.

purple prose by dazzlemethis August 11, 2009

prose-yak 

Poorly-written, non-lyrical poetry -- which you should never listen to while driving, or operating heavy machinery.

I tried to stay focused, but after a half-hour of that never-ending prose-yak, my brain switched to Stand By.

prose-yak by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 9, 2009