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Being a professional penis {a dick}
Pronad by 58 gb July 28, 2011
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Pronoia is a mental condition we should all have.

Pronoia is neologism that is defined as the opposite state of mind to paranoia: having a sense that there is a conspiracy that exists to help the person.
It is also used to describe a philosophy that the world is set up to secretly benefit people.

-AH Simkins
My pronoia kicked in when I realized that it only takes a few months to learn a new language, and not several years.

Now I feel more courageous to learn yet another language.
Pronoia by IgorA203 January 21, 2017
Word of the Day on February 4, 2026

pronanoid 

Pronanoid; The paranoia parents have of their children watching porn, even if its a one minute sex scene in an hour long movie.
Son (watching movie)
Dad (comes by during a sex scene)
Dad; SON, WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING???
Son; Omg dad, stop being so pronanoid!
pronanoid by pronanoidd February 11, 2009

prongass 

someone who has an ass that sticks out so far that it has a a point
man, look at the prongass on that one
prongass by Ray July 10, 2003
Also known as pr0nime. Slang for anime porn, aka hentai. Actually the combination of the words pron and anime.
"That sure was some good anime porn."
"You mean hentai."
"Nope, he means pronime."
pronime by animecrazy9 September 8, 2005
someone who has given up on finding a partner and has become addicted to masturbating while watching porn. A porniac will do this three or four times a day, and will usually view the porn from his(sometimes her) computer where he/she has downloaded it. Will have a massive collection stored on hard drive
i bet he is a porniac
porniac by Bob June 11, 2004
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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