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michael chaitow and daniel segal sharing an orgasm over there small diks
i walked into the room and saw pronads...GROSSE
pronads by pro lover October 2, 2003
Words you can keep
Police who have a tendency to whack you in the nads. usually at a party or rave that gets busted and or sometimes a riot or other civil disturbance.

Also related to Bangcock
That party was great last nite until the cops came and started whacking people in the nads, especially those who wouldn't leave.
Yea.
Damn Ponads.
Ponads by sklawzisalreadymynmae September 27, 2011
Pronad by 58 gb July 28, 2011

Pronasticrate 

To put of work or other duties (procrastinate) by masturbation or the thoughts and ideation thereof.
I would have finished my english paper earlier but with internet and lube at hand, to pronasticrate was inevitable.
Pronasticrate by Peter5821 February 5, 2009

pronasty 

Something so good that it is of a professional level of excellence.
"Those rhymes last night were pronasty!"
pronasty by Bruce F. May 16, 2006
A term used on call of duty when one has an impressive grenade kill.
We're losing A!

**throws grenade, gets kill**

Ewww what a pronade.
Pronade by TZRISAWESOME February 20, 2011

pronastication 

referring to a ridiculous level of procrastination, so ridiculous, said person can not even take the time to say the word correctly.
Woe is me, my pronastication has left me in another night with my hand.
pronastication by Klutzposition September 12, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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