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Ponads
Police who have a tendency to whack you in the nads. usually at a party or rave that gets busted and or sometimes a riot or other civil disturbance.
Also related to Bangcock
Also related to Bangcock
That party was great last nite until the cops came and started whacking people in the nads, especially those who wouldn't leave.
Yea.
Damn Ponads.
Yea.
Damn Ponads.
Ponads by sklawzisalreadymynmae September 27, 2011
Related Words
pronads • Ponads • Pronade • pronapstination • Pronapsturbate • pronastication • Pronasticrate • pro-nasty • Pro and Sko
Pronad
Pronasticrate
To put of work or other duties (procrastinate) by masturbation or the thoughts and ideation thereof.
I would have finished my english paper earlier but with internet and lube at hand, to pronasticrate was inevitable.
Pronasticrate by Peter5821 February 5, 2009
pronasty
Pronade
Pronade by TZRISAWESOME February 20, 2011
pronastication
referring to a ridiculous level of procrastination, so ridiculous, said person can not even take the time to say the word correctly.
pronastication by Klutzposition September 12, 2009
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