Pronad

Being a professional penis {a dick}

you are such a Pronad

by 58 gb July 28, 2011

Prunadigiphobia

The fear of pruny fingers which are obtained by being submerged in water too long.

I never take more than a 5 minute bath because I suffer from prunadigiphobia.

by WiJo03 January 4, 2017

Ponads

Police who have a tendency to whack you in the nads. usually at a party or rave that gets busted and or sometimes a riot or other civil disturbance.

Also related to Bangcock

That party was great last nite until the cops came and started whacking people in the nads, especially those who wouldn't leave.
Yea.
Damn Ponads.

by sklawzisalreadymynmae September 27, 2011

pornado

used to describe a seemingly endless stream of pop-up windows appearing on ones computer screen while looking at pornographic websites<p>background: uh.....

I almost got busted by my boss at work for looking at porn. I had to turn off my computer off because I got swept off in a fucking pornado!

by devon April 8, 2004

pronanoid

Pronanoid; The paranoia parents have of their children watching porn, even if its a one minute sex scene in an hour long movie.

Son (watching movie)
Dad (comes by during a sex scene)
Dad; SON, WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING???
Son; Omg dad, stop being so pronanoid!

by pronanoidd February 11, 2009

pranad

Is a small migit who might be smart but be very very dirty minded and very funny

Hey ur such a Pranad

by STERS February 7, 2018

Pornado

A tornado of porn adds that bombards your system after viewing pornography or being lured into an enticing 'Grand Prize Winner' add.

Dude! Yesterday I was on myspace and there was this little window that said I won a car. So I clicked on it and totally got swept into a pornado, and then my mom came in!!

It so blew major chunks...

by foxiemoxie123 November 3, 2008