Pronage

A major pro at owning noobs, mainly used in online FPS games. It is a combination of the "Pro" and "Ownage".

Player1: Wow... do you think that guy is hacking?
Player2: Na, i played him before, its all Pronage.

by EverydayImTrollin December 3, 2011

Pronage

Pro at owning noobs. Being the best on and at the field of every game.

1:”Wow that guy is so good! He needs to be hacking there is no other possibility”.
Pronage=Being the best

by Stalky Reaper August 15, 2017

OOBER POONAGE

WHEN ONE GOES TO A SORORITY AND BANGS A GAGGLE OF FRESHMAN THATS GETTIN OOBER POONAGE

I TORE IT UP LAST NITE AT THAT PARTY I SCORED MAJOR OOBER POONAGE BRA I THINK MY ROD NEEDS STITCHES

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 25, 2011

Twin pronged attack

Whan a female is double penetrated by two males.

I'm really sore today, Jenny, I suffered a twin pronged attack last night.

by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

pronger

Lying about the facts to make yourself feel better about being a weasel and dodging your responsibilities.

The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers. Although Pronger could not be reached for comment, it is assumed he was trying to divert attention from the fact that he asked to be traded from the Oilers after completing a measly one year of his five year contract.

I totally prongered about being sick today. I told my boss I had massive diarrhea, but in fact I just hate my job and didn't feel like going.

by cokemidget January 21, 2008

Pronger

A Pronger is when you sign a contract or you make a deal for a certain number of years and then just blow it off for a dumbass reason.

Now that Hemsky has signed a six year contract with the Edmonton Oilers, let's hope he doesn't pull a Pronger.

by Oilers Fan <3 July 25, 2006

Pronger

A Pronger or "throwing in a Pronger" (prhong-her) is the act pinching a large portion of chewing tobacco (usually Skoal Mint) and juicing it in your bottom cheddar. Pronger's tend to be quite large and cause an abnormal shape in the bottom lip and are named in after the noble Chris Pronger.

Geoff- "Wanna go catch that hockey game?"
Paul- "Yeah, we can throw in monster Pronger's"

by SauceChops19 May 17, 2011