progo 

Progo: A simple term meaning the words going on.

Progo: Another term for progress.

What’s the progo mate. “What’s going on mate”

What’s the progo on the food Mum. “What’s the progress on the food Mum”

progo by PussSlayaa December 14, 2017

pregobang

To engage in sexual intercourse with a woman in various stages of pregnancy.

I was absolutely appalled when I heard the movie Juno did not include at least one pregobang scene.

pregobang by Robert Jakubowska January 13, 2009

pogonophobic 

someone who is scared of beards

I can't sit next to that bearded man- you know i'm pogonophobic!!

pogonophobic by Clare Lawry April 11, 2007

pogonophilia 

The admiration or promotion of people, usually males, who wear a facial beard. From pogon, Greek for beard.
Used also as a term of disapproval for those who enjoy trials and tribulations and make a drama out of a crisis, from pogo stick.

A man who gives unqualified credibility to another who wears a beard is an act of pogonophilia.
Ideas excite and make anxious the man who suffers pogonophilia.

pogonophilia by The Last Bear February 4, 2008

pogonophile 

Someone who has pogonophilia and loves beards, or finds a man with a beard more physically attractive than a man without a beard.

*Man with clean shave walks into room*
Woman without pogonophilia: "Finally - there's a cutie."
Woman with pogonophilia (pogonophile): "Hmm... he's cute, maybe."
*Man with beard walks into room*

Woman with pogonophilia: "Now that's a man."
Woman without pogonophilia: "What about food getting stuck in it?"
*Woman with pogonophilia is already talking to man with beard*

pogonophile by Chopper7775 May 26, 2014

Proboscuflacious

The unpleasant tingling sensation one feels when they need to sneeze but cannot.

I am feeling proboscuflacious.

Proboscuflacious by kriskriskris10 May 15, 2015

Pogo-penis 

When someones penis becomes so hard that they can hop around on it like a little pogo stick.

His penis was so hard that he hopped down the street on it. He had a case of pogo-penis.

Pogo-penis by The wingwang man December 7, 2021