Chopper7775's definitions

pogonophile

Someone who has pogonophilia and loves beards, or finds a man with a beard more physically attractive than a man without a beard.

*Man with clean shave walks into room*
Woman without pogonophilia: "Finally - there's a cutie."
Woman with pogonophilia (pogonophile): "Hmm... he's cute, maybe."
*Man with beard walks into room*

Woman with pogonophilia: "Now that's a man."
Woman without pogonophilia: "What about food getting stuck in it?"
*Woman with pogonophilia is already talking to man with beard*

by Chopper7775 May 26, 2014

urban countryman

A person who grew up in the country but enjoys hanging out with the city folks. They like to turn up, but they also like to relax in the countryside.

Synonyms: Easy going, southerner, regular guy, socializer, party animal
Antonyms: playboy, hillbilly

Man #1: "Hey, man, you want to come to the party tomorrow?"
Urban Countryman: "Yeah, sure, I was going to hang out at the lake and fish, but that can wait until another day."

Man #2: "What's that you're listening to?"
Urban countryman: "Country with some classic rock, rap, and electronic tunes. Country is in my roots, but I can't listen to songs about my girl leaving me and getting drunk _all day_. "

by Chopper7775 February 2, 2015