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pogonophobic

I can't sit next to that bearded man- you know i'm pogonophobic!!
by Clare Lawry April 11, 2007
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Pogonophobia

She can't bear movies with Brian Blessed in them. She suffers from pogonophobia.
by eratatosk December 28, 2011
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Poonophobia

Bob - "Did Tim and Jane have sex last night?"

Rob - "Nah, Tim got poonophobia and said he'd rather watch a movie instead."
by Bill_Withers September 27, 2009
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Phonophobic

Someone who fears talking on the phone, but not in other forms of communication.
Can we text message each other instead of talking on the phone because I'm phonophobic.
by AxPxE January 9, 2008
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pornophobic

A person who is deeply afraid of looking at porn or even bringing it up in a discussion.
Owen was awkwardly left the conversation with his friends as he was extremely pornophobic.
by CodenameExe April 6, 2016
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pogonophobia

Being scared of beards. One of the most obscure phobias I have encountered, just coming in front of ophidiophobia (fear of snakes).
Guy 1: I'm frightened of my friend's beard!
Guy 2: So you have pogonophobia?
Guy 1: ... wut?
by OmegaSoul January 6, 2017
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temporally pornophobic

slighty turned off porn by images or videos
1.seeing a saggy old guy do it with some young chick

makes me "temporally pornophobic"

walking into ur parents room "temporally pornophobic moment"
by mastersnowchap May 28, 2010
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