Skip to main content

pogonophobic 

I can't sit next to that bearded man- you know i'm pogonophobic!!
pogonophobic by Clare Lawry April 11, 2007
Words you can keep

Pogonophobia 

She can't bear movies with Brian Blessed in them. She suffers from pogonophobia.
Pogonophobia by eratatosk December 28, 2011

Poonophobia

The fear of having sexual intercourse, often for the first time.
Bob - "Did Tim and Jane have sex last night?"

Rob - "Nah, Tim got poonophobia and said he'd rather watch a movie instead."
Poonophobia by Bill_Withers September 27, 2009

Phonophobic

Someone who fears talking on the phone, but not in other forms of communication.
Can we text message each other instead of talking on the phone because I'm phonophobic.
Phonophobic by AxPxE January 9, 2008

pornophobic 

A person who is deeply afraid of looking at porn or even bringing it up in a discussion.
Owen was awkwardly left the conversation with his friends as he was extremely pornophobic.
pornophobic by CodenameExe April 6, 2016

pogonophobia 

Being scared of beards. One of the most obscure phobias I have encountered, just coming in front of ophidiophobia (fear of snakes).
Guy 1: I'm frightened of my friend's beard!
Guy 2: So you have pogonophobia?
Guy 1: ... wut?
pogonophobia by OmegaSoul January 6, 2017

temporally pornophobic

slighty turned off porn by images or videos
1.seeing a saggy old guy do it with some young chick

makes me "temporally pornophobic"

walking into ur parents room "temporally pornophobic moment"
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
Next