She was the Roman Queen of the Gods! Enough about this bloody movie already!
Juno has had enough of your shit.
by grumpy gus July 11, 2008
A goddess on earth. The queen of queens. The embodiment of Aphrodite. The term "Juno" refers to the most beautiful woman on earth. Her perfection is, and will always be, unmatched. Her flawless smile will brighten anyone's day. Looking into her eyes can make anyone fall in love with her. Her lips are perfect. Falling in love with her is easy, but letting go of her is impossible. She means more than the world to me. I could stay up forever listening to her talk about poetry, or baltimore, or some shakespearean play. I love her more than she will ever know. I love you, and I'm sorry. <3
I love you, Juno.
by mahmah. July 18, 2010
"Juno, I just fed you."
by kelzierose September 6, 2011
1. To accidentally get a teenage girl pregnant.
2. To actively wingman someone.
3. To help a drunk friend stay alive.
Ex 1. "Dude, I'm totally screwed. I junoed my girlfriend!"

Ex.2 "Hey man, could you juno me with that girl?"

Ex. 3 "Thanks for junoing me last night. I would've gotten so screwed without you."
by Public Masturbater June 6, 2010
The movie that exploited Indie culture.
Ever since Juno came out everyone likes Moldy Peaches and Cat Power.
by Seamon August 10, 2008
A Golden Globe nominated film about a teenage girl that gets pregnant by her best friend; an extremely smart, witty dark comedy with a slighly cliched ending. A wonderful movie, nonetheless.
Juno stars Ellen Page and superCUTE Michael Cera.
by Kirbiet December 30, 2008
Juno is a cute person who isn't very confident about herself, she should be however because she is actually extremely cute and amazing. A lot of people try to make her feel happy and open up but it backfires because she will see it as an attack or an insult because of how negative she is about compliments. She is cute, bright, funny and talented and once you meet her, you will feel the need to protect.
by papersyndrome February 3, 2021