Pogo-penis 

When someones penis becomes so hard that they can hop around on it like a little pogo stick.

His penis was so hard that he hopped down the street on it. He had a case of pogo-penis.

Pogo-penis by The wingwang man December 7, 2021

penis pogo

The art of jumping from one (man) penis to another over& over.

Oh she like to play penis Pogo.

penis pogo by Mortica May 22, 2016

Poopenis 

A penis that is also a poop. A poop shaped like a penis.

Me: Hey Jonathan look at my poop!
Jonathan: Wow that poop is shaped like a penis!
Me: O guess it is a Poopenis!

Poopenis by the poopanister October 17, 2010

poopenis 

A poop-brushed penis.
Often misread for "poopennies" which is a a group of poop-brushed penis.

Sarah was so smelly! I had never had poopenis so badly.

poopenis by Juan Pedro Andrés November 9, 2008

Poopeniscock 

A man that smells horrible and has a small penis

Yo poopeniscock take a shower.

Poopeniscock by Aids Solsucks February 9, 2019