To have a high probability of being stoked. This condition is typical among kite-boarders of the Central and Southern California coasts. Typical symptoms include excessive boost, and schwack, as well as high radiation levels from exposure to nuclear winds. Related conditions include gnarcolepsy.

Did you check out Dave's stoke the other day? That dude has a serious prognarsis!

prognarsis by GeoWookie May 21, 2011

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Protomartyr

The first martyr for a cause.

Also St. Stephen, the first Christian martyr

I feel like such a protomartyr since I'm so cooler than all my friends and I'm the first one to get cancer.

Protomartyr by Retrovertigo666 September 6, 2016

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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