Stupidditty

A stupid ditty, doofimism - a garbled saying or jingle

If you're gonna throw that kind of stupidditty around here, you better brace yourself for a sound verbal drubbing

by Jerry.g.g November 26, 2016

SARSchasm

noun. 1: A huge gap in health care response to viral pandemics.

2: A deep hole used as a mass grave for pandemic victims who took the president’s snide ignorance as an informed response.

There is a huge SARSchasm between earnest health care science and the kakistocratic political situation.
The president made irresponsible remarks that he brushed off as SARSchasm.

by Jerry.g.g April 25, 2020

pundumbic

n. Widespread use of poorly formed entendres, usually stemming from the universal boredom of being cooped up or confined for more than three days in a row.

After the population started posting from home ten times a day during the outbreak, they declared a social media pundumbic.

by Jerry.g.g April 1, 2020

SARScaustic

Adjective, ingenuine and often belittling way of commenting about virus epidemics. Incompetent, snide way of joking to avoid responsibility for public health issues.

The president spread dangerous public health misinformation and instead of taking responsibility he brushed it off as harmless SARScaustic remarks.

by Jerry.g.g April 25, 2020

Vogueahontas

n. a lady in stylish pre-Colombian inspired attire., adj. inspired by Pocahontas

Selina was all vogueahontas with that fringe on her deerskin vest.

by Jerry.g.g November 26, 2016

jingleshit

exclamation. holiday annoyance, n. people who like the holidays that piss off the ones who don't, v. trying to cheer up someone suffering holiday depression

I don't give a jingleshit if you want to light up every freakin' inch of the property!

My boss is such a jingleshit for making me be a secret santa at the office party.

My BFF won't leave me to my grumpy attitude during the holidays so he jingleshits all over me.

by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

bourbon decay

n. bourbon-induced disorder, the loss of bodily function from too many shots, a breakdown of social order in the city caused by drinking excess alcohol, alcohol fueled urban chaos; v. erosion of the liver cells

The lower east side recovered from bourbon decay by closing all the illegal dive bars.

by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016