Jerry.g.g's definitions

relovetivity

n. The theory that the more you focus on your love for something, the faster it becomes an eternal part of your soul. Relovetivity directs awareness to the space/time/love continuum.

When Jerry’s dog died he remembered it with only loving feelings to maintain the connection with relovetivity.

by Jerry.g.g March 3, 2019

Gongbonger

n. anyone using vibration for world peace, one who bongs a gong, gong bath sound healer

Those gongbongers at ShamanDome are killing it with Universal vibration!

by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

Stupidditty

A stupid ditty, doofimism - a garbled saying or jingle

If you're gonna throw that kind of stupidditty around here, you better brace yourself for a sound verbal drubbing

by Jerry.g.g November 26, 2016

cirrhosis of the lover

n. heartbreak, a breakdown in romantic affection, emotional scars from being dumped repeatedly

She went from punch-drunk to a bad case of cirrhosis of the lover.

Cirrhosis of the lover is responsible for most divorces these days.

by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

SARSchasm

noun. 1: A huge gap in health care response to viral pandemics.

2: A deep hole used as a mass grave for pandemic victims who took the president’s snide ignorance as an informed response.

There is a huge SARSchasm between earnest health care science and the kakistocratic political situation.
The president made irresponsible remarks that he brushed off as SARSchasm.

by Jerry.g.g April 25, 2020

jingleshit

exclamation. holiday annoyance, n. people who like the holidays that piss off the ones who don't, v. trying to cheer up someone suffering holiday depression

I don't give a jingleshit if you want to light up every freakin' inch of the property!

My boss is such a jingleshit for making me be a secret santa at the office party.

My BFF won't leave me to my grumpy attitude during the holidays so he jingleshits all over me.

by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

Vogueahontas

n. a lady in stylish pre-Colombian inspired attire., adj. inspired by Pocahontas

Selina was all vogueahontas with that fringe on her deerskin vest.

by Jerry.g.g November 26, 2016