n. heartbreak, a breakdown in romantic affection, emotional scars from being dumped repeatedly
She went from punch-drunk to a bad case of cirrhosis of the lover.
Cirrhosis of the lover is responsible for most divorces these days.
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v. to sabotage your own plans by causing a crisis, literally crashing a vehicle rather than face your destination
If you’re so afraid of getting to work you can always procrashtinate on the drive there.
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n. bourbon-induced disorder, the loss of bodily function from too many shots, a breakdown of social order in the city caused by drinking excess alcohol, alcohol fueled urban chaos; v. erosion of the liver cells
The lower east side recovered from bourbon decay by closing all the illegal dive bars.
n. anyone using vibration for world peace, one who bongs a gong, gong bath sound healer
Those gongbongers at ShamanDome are killing it with Universal vibration!
A stupid euphemism, stoopid sayin'
The last time you bungled a saying it landed on sore ears like some kind of wanky doofamism
noun. 1: A huge gap in health care response to viral pandemics.
2: A deep hole used as a mass grave for pandemic victims who took the president’s snide ignorance as an informed response.
There is a huge SARSchasm between earnest health care science and the kakistocratic political situation.
The president made irresponsible remarks that he brushed off as SARSchasm.
Adjective, ingenuine and often belittling way of commenting about virus epidemics. Incompetent, snide way of joking to avoid responsibility for public health issues.
The president spread dangerous public health misinformation and instead of taking responsibility he brushed it off as harmless SARScaustic remarks.
