Definitions by Jerry.g.g

SARScaustic 

Adjective, ingenuine and often belittling way of commenting about virus epidemics. Incompetent, snide way of joking to avoid responsibility for public health issues.

The president spread dangerous public health misinformation and instead of taking responsibility he brushed it off as harmless SARScaustic remarks.

SARScaustic by Jerry.g.g April 25, 2020

SARSchasm

noun. 1: A huge gap in health care response to viral pandemics.

2: A deep hole used as a mass grave for pandemic victims who took the president’s snide ignorance as an informed response.

There is a huge SARSchasm between earnest health care science and the kakistocratic political situation.
The president made irresponsible remarks that he brushed off as SARSchasm.

SARSchasm by Jerry.g.g April 25, 2020

pundumbic 

n. Widespread use of poorly formed entendres, usually stemming from the universal boredom of being cooped up or confined for more than three days in a row.

After the population started posting from home ten times a day during the outbreak, they declared a social media pundumbic.

pundumbic by Jerry.g.g April 1, 2020

procrashtinate

v. to sabotage your own plans by causing a crisis, literally crashing a vehicle rather than face your destination

If you’re so afraid of getting to work you can always procrashtinate on the drive there.

procrashtinate by Jerry.g.g June 30, 2019

scroconut 

n. a dude’s ballsack; v. male orgasm assisted by squeezing his nuts

Her action was smooth but when she reached around and grabbed my sack it made me instantly scroconut.

scroconut by Jerry.g.g April 4, 2019

stretchnology

n. The techniques used to make thread and yarn expand lengthwise. The scientific discovery that allowed the development of modern yoga pants.

The world would still be covered with saggy butts if Spandex hadn’t developed the stretchnology to shrink-wrap those asses.

stretchnology by Jerry.g.g March 13, 2019

relovetivity 

n. The theory that the more you focus on your love for something, the faster it becomes an eternal part of your soul. Relovetivity directs awareness to the space/time/love continuum.

When Jerry’s dog died he remembered it with only loving feelings to maintain the connection with relovetivity.

relovetivity by Jerry.g.g March 3, 2019