SARScaustic

Adjective, ingenuine and often belittling way of commenting about virus epidemics. Incompetent, snide way of joking to avoid responsibility for public health issues.
The president spread dangerous public health misinformation and instead of taking responsibility he brushed it off as harmless SARScaustic remarks.
by Jerry.g.g April 25, 2020
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pundumbic

n. Widespread use of poorly formed entendres, usually stemming from the universal boredom of being cooped up or confined for more than three days in a row.
After the population started posting from home ten times a day during the outbreak, they declared a social media pundumbic.
by Jerry.g.g April 01, 2020
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Stupidditty

A stupid ditty, doofimism - a garbled saying or jingle
If you're gonna throw that kind of stupidditty around here, you better brace yourself for a sound verbal drubbing
by Jerry.g.g November 26, 2016
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cirrhosis of the lover

n. heartbreak, a breakdown in romantic affection, emotional scars from being dumped repeatedly
She went from punch-drunk to a bad case of cirrhosis of the lover.

Cirrhosis of the lover is responsible for most divorces these days.
by Jerry.g.g December 16, 2016
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stretchnology

n. The techniques used to make thread and yarn expand lengthwise. The scientific discovery that allowed the development of modern yoga pants.
The world would still be covered with saggy butts if Spandex hadn’t developed the stretchnology to shrink-wrap those asses.
by Jerry.g.g March 14, 2019
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Vogueahontas

n. a lady in stylish pre-Colombian inspired attire., adj. inspired by Pocahontas
Selina was all vogueahontas with that fringe on her deerskin vest.
by Jerry.g.g November 27, 2016
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scroconut

n. a dude’s ballsack; v. male orgasm assisted by squeezing his nuts
Her action was smooth but when she reached around and grabbed my sack it made me instantly scroconut.
by Jerry.g.g April 04, 2019
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