Definitions by Zardino

Procrustination 

Procrustination is the act of putting off eating the outer crust slice of the bread loaf and leaving it in the bread bin because you only desire the inner slices.

"Procrustination has taken place and now only two crusts remain in this near empty hovis bag."

Procrustination by Zardino January 30, 2022

Dirty Revan 

The act of going in to battle on a horse while your sterling sword (magnum dong) is inside the tight asshole of a fair maiden.

Barry: Hey, I couldnt help notice you have quite a bit of ginger in your beard?
Steve: That's because one of my ancestors was Dirty Revan'd many centuries ago.

Dirty Revan by Zardino March 29, 2020

Lebanese Scrote

The worst scrote of them all. Foreign and dirty. Smells like gherkin brine and fear.

'That dan johnson, he's such a lebanese scrote'

Lebanese Scrote by Zardino November 19, 2019