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procrastionist by Mental Ward February 14, 2010
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procrastinistic
Characterized by procrastination
John is so incredibly procrastinistic; he waited until the end of the semester to turn in any of his assignments.
procrastinistic by The Jugular Juggler March 10, 2017
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procrastinist by The Jugular Juggler March 24, 2017
Procrastinitis
pro·crast·in·i·tis
-noun
1) A mental disease. Symptoms include tardiness,
lack of enthusiasm, and an overwhelming sense of
laziness.
2)What I have.
-noun
1) A mental disease. Symptoms include tardiness,
lack of enthusiasm, and an overwhelming sense of
laziness.
2)What I have.
1)Ted- "aw man i got a huge science test on friday, well thats three days away, i'll just play WoW today and study tomorrow."
Thursday night-"God i'm bored...i think ill study for the first time this week," 10mins later "enough of that, now for America's Funniest Home Videos!"
Dan-"man i heard Ted failed his test, he's got that mad procrastinitis!"
2)Procrastinators Unite!..................Tomorrow
Thursday night-"God i'm bored...i think ill study for the first time this week," 10mins later "enough of that, now for America's Funniest Home Videos!"
Dan-"man i heard Ted failed his test, he's got that mad procrastinitis!"
2)Procrastinators Unite!..................Tomorrow
Procrastinitis by pru005 May 7, 2008
procrastiknitting
Knitting when you really should be doing something else. Frequently done furtively to avoid the disapproving stares of people who know what you should be doing.
I should be packing, but instead I am procrastiknitting.
I have a final in 6 hours, but instead of studying, I am procrastiknitting.
I have a final in 6 hours, but instead of studying, I am procrastiknitting.
procrastiknitting by Kelly-TBCRI March 28, 2016
procrastinasty
procrastinasty by leenirama April 7, 2011
Procrastinitus
The inability to concentrate on doing something, to the point where it is as if you have an actual illness.
Procrastinitus by StirfriedBacon January 13, 2015
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