by DCfromMTL February 26, 2007
by Lumpy Sam May 6, 2003
Something that is relatively important, but you will still leave it till the last minute and complete it the night before it's due in, armed with dangerous amounts of caffeine and sweets, in a major panic. However, you will still feel cheated if you don't get an awesome grade, although you may pretend to be fine with it.
They usually have word limits, which are a total bitch to adhere to - if it isn't too short it'll be miles too long.
They will produce much bitching and complaining and procrastinating (bubbleshooter.net is a particularly good tool for this).
The one positive thing about them perhaps, is the sheer feeling of relief that occurs when the last word is typed and all word counts are adhered to. Who cares if it makes sense or answers the question?! It's finished. The only feeling quite like it is that wonderful feeling that occurs when you finally go to the toilet after being desperate for ages.
They usually have word limits, which are a total bitch to adhere to - if it isn't too short it'll be miles too long.
They will produce much bitching and complaining and procrastinating (bubbleshooter.net is a particularly good tool for this).
The one positive thing about them perhaps, is the sheer feeling of relief that occurs when the last word is typed and all word counts are adhered to. Who cares if it makes sense or answers the question?! It's finished. The only feeling quite like it is that wonderful feeling that occurs when you finally go to the toilet after being desperate for ages.
1. "OH SHIT! MY 2000 WORD ESSAY IS IN TOMORROW AND I HAVEN'T EVEN LOOKED AT IT YET! OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT WHERE IS THE COFFEE PEOPLE?!"
2. "This assignment is a total bitch! I mean seriously, what the hell?! It's not even useful!"
3. "I deserved a better grade than THAT!!!"
4. I am procrastinating right now, as I have a 1500 word assignment due in in about 10 hours, and I've only written 250 words. I have a massive mug of coffee at the ready!
2. "This assignment is a total bitch! I mean seriously, what the hell?! It's not even useful!"
3. "I deserved a better grade than THAT!!!"
4. I am procrastinating right now, as I have a 1500 word assignment due in in about 10 hours, and I've only written 250 words. I have a massive mug of coffee at the ready!
by Dancing-on-the-ceiling February 18, 2009
by The Definer Guy July 30, 2015
As he prepared for the coming assignation with his sister-in-law his naked hairless chest began to throb and his face erupted into a cold sweat.
by witit November 22, 2013
by The Definer Guy July 30, 2015
(variations: assignating, assignated, assignator, assignatee)
To take off someone's $3000 designer glasses, wipe your butt with them, and put them back on their face.
To take off someone's $3000 designer glasses, wipe your butt with them, and put them back on their face.
by Josh Bgosh September 1, 2005