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procrastiknitting 

An extremely dangerous form of procrastinating utilising two very pointy objects to waste inordinate amounts of time .
"WendyTantyPants needs to start revising for her final exam, but she just cannot stop procrastiknitting!!"

Procrastiknitting 

When one knits instead of completing more important tasks.
Tim: "Did you get those timesheets in yet?"
Mary: "No. i was procrastiknitting."

procrastishitting 

The act of shitting your pants due to stress while procrastinating. Especially noticeable for students near the end of a semester.
Josh felt like procrastishitting after he realized the amount of projects that were unfinished while playing league of legends
procrastishitting by SamBlazer April 29, 2014