procrastiknitting 

Knitting when you really should be doing something else. Frequently done furtively to avoid the disapproving stares of people who know what you should be doing.

I should be packing, but instead I am procrastiknitting.

I have a final in 6 hours, but instead of studying, I am procrastiknitting.

procrastiknitting by Kelly-TBCRI March 28, 2016

procrastiknitting 

An extremely dangerous form of procrastinating utilising two very pointy objects to waste inordinate amounts of time .

"WendyTantyPants needs to start revising for her final exam, but she just cannot stop procrastiknitting!!"

procrastiknitting by Wendy TantyPants April 24, 2016

Procrastiknitting 

When one knits instead of completing more important tasks.

Tim: "Did you get those timesheets in yet?"
Mary: "No. i was procrastiknitting."

Procrastiknitting by wewanthalflife3 November 5, 2018

procrastishitting 

The act of shitting your pants due to stress while procrastinating. Especially noticeable for students near the end of a semester.

Josh felt like procrastishitting after he realized the amount of projects that were unfinished while playing league of legends

procrastishitting by SamBlazer April 29, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004