Procrastinitus
The inability to concentrate on doing something, to the point where it is as if you have an actual illness.
Procrastinitus by StirfriedBacon January 13, 2015
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Procrastinitis
pro·crast·in·i·tis
-noun
1) A mental disease. Symptoms include tardiness,
lack of enthusiasm, and an overwhelming sense of
laziness.
2)What I have.
-noun
1) A mental disease. Symptoms include tardiness,
lack of enthusiasm, and an overwhelming sense of
laziness.
2)What I have.
1)Ted- "aw man i got a huge science test on friday, well thats three days away, i'll just play WoW today and study tomorrow."
Thursday night-"God i'm bored...i think ill study for the first time this week," 10mins later "enough of that, now for America's Funniest Home Videos!"
Dan-"man i heard Ted failed his test, he's got that mad procrastinitis!"
2)Procrastinators Unite!..................Tomorrow
Thursday night-"God i'm bored...i think ill study for the first time this week," 10mins later "enough of that, now for America's Funniest Home Videos!"
Dan-"man i heard Ted failed his test, he's got that mad procrastinitis!"
2)Procrastinators Unite!..................Tomorrow
Procrastinitis by pru005 May 7, 2008
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procrastinatus by BlondeEuropean June 6, 2016
procrastinatist
The procrastinatist goes and plays instead of doing his homework/work/duties.
You are a procrastinatist.
You are a procrastinatist.
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procrastinature
A human state of mind or temperament signified by long bouts of indecision and uncertainty. The lifelong simmering inability to make a firm decision, and its' associated symptoms.
It was fortunate my drivers license was suspended, since I was having such trouble deciding where to road-trip for my holiday. Yes, those police really did my procrastinature a favor.
My! He really suffers his own procrastinature.
My! He really suffers his own procrastinature.
procrastinature by magnet928 February 26, 2011
procrasticoitus
Example 1: "Enough procrasticoitus, time to get on with this essay."
Example 2: "I have to prepare a presentation for tomorrow, fancy some procrasticoitus instead?"
Example 2: "I have to prepare a presentation for tomorrow, fancy some procrasticoitus instead?"
procrasticoitus by Rascarin November 16, 2011
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