Procrastinitus 

The inability to concentrate on doing something, to the point where it is as if you have an actual illness.

Man, I really to need to get my Maths work done, I totally have Procrastinitus.

Procrastinitus by StirfriedBacon January 13, 2015

Procrastinitis 

pro·crast·in·i·tis
-noun
1) A mental disease. Symptoms include tardiness,
lack of enthusiasm, and an overwhelming sense of
laziness.

2)What I have.

1)Ted- "aw man i got a huge science test on friday, well thats three days away, i'll just play WoW today and study tomorrow."

Thursday night-"God i'm bored...i think ill study for the first time this week," 10mins later "enough of that, now for America's Funniest Home Videos!"

Dan-"man i heard Ted failed his test, he's got that mad procrastinitis!"

2)Procrastinators Unite!..................Tomorrow

Procrastinitis by pru005 May 7, 2008

Procrastinatus extrimus

extreme procrastination (delaying a task) for forever or so like Danielius

Well he's such a procrastinatus extrimus.

Procrastinatus extrimus by NotConqube December 28, 2019

procrastinatus 

The acceptable amount of time before completing a long delayed task.

Just before friends and family arrive.... I've reached the procrastinatus, I should do those dishes From last week....

procrastinatus by BlondeEuropean June 6, 2016

procrastinatist 

What you are, So GTFO and do your work.

The procrastinatist goes and plays instead of doing his homework/work/duties.

You are a procrastinatist.

procrastinatist by DavidNaix December 8, 2010

procrastinature 

A human state of mind or temperament signified by long bouts of indecision and uncertainty. The lifelong simmering inability to make a firm decision, and its' associated symptoms.

It was fortunate my drivers license was suspended, since I was having such trouble deciding where to road-trip for my holiday. Yes, those police really did my procrastinature a favor.

My! He really suffers his own procrastinature.

procrastinature by magnet928 February 26, 2011

procrasticoitus 

To use sex as a means of procrastination, or, to have sex to delay an important task.

Example 1: "Enough procrasticoitus, time to get on with this essay."

Example 2: "I have to prepare a presentation for tomorrow, fancy some procrasticoitus instead?"

procrasticoitus by Rascarin November 16, 2011