Procrastilisting

The act of procrastinating by making large or extensive lists of what you are putting off. Usually done with the mind set that making these lists will somehow help you achieve the goal of actually doing these tasks.

Person 1: hey man get much done today?
Person 2: yeah fuck look at this extremely comprehensive list of things that i needed to do today
Person 1: do any of them?
Person 2: nup... i really need to stop procrastilisting

Procrastilisting by gbgkgdgfu October 31, 2011

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Procrastiposting

The act of posting or sending YouTube, Tumblr, Reddit, or meme links to each of your friends on facebook, instead of cleaning. Procrastination by posting links everywhere.

Rob: Oh my god this .gif is so funny. I'm gonna send it to my sis because she likes kitties too.
Miko: Rob stop procrastiposting and study for your final tomorrow!

Procrastiposting by rollerGhoster December 30, 2011

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procrastinesting

The art of dodging important work related things by doing housekeeping tasks at your desk.

I know I needed to complete my TPS report, but I was so unmotivated to do it that I began procrastinesting by sorting my paperclips by size.

procrastinesting by greygirl December 22, 2005

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Procrastifishing

The art of fishing when you are supposed to be doing something else.

Damn it Branden!! Your procrastifishing again?

Procrastifishing by BdawgRiot June 9, 2018

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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