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Procrastilisting

The act of procrastinating by making large or extensive lists of what you are putting off. Usually done with the mind set that making these lists will somehow help you achieve the goal of actually doing these tasks.
Person 1: hey man get much done today?
Person 2: yeah fuck look at this extremely comprehensive list of things that i needed to do today
Person 1: do any of them?
Person 2: nup... i really need to stop procrastilisting
Procrastilisting by gbgkgdgfu October 31, 2011
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Procrastiposting 

The act of posting or sending YouTube, Tumblr, Reddit, or meme links to each of your friends on facebook, instead of cleaning. Procrastination by posting links everywhere.
Rob: Oh my god this .gif is so funny. I'm gonna send it to my sis because she likes kitties too.
Miko: Rob stop procrastiposting and study for your final tomorrow!
Procrastiposting by rollerGhoster December 30, 2011

procrastinesting

The art of dodging important work related things by doing housekeeping tasks at your desk.
I know I needed to complete my TPS report, but I was so unmotivated to do it that I began procrastinesting by sorting my paperclips by size.
procrastinesting by greygirl December 22, 2005

Procrastifishing 

The art of fishing when you are supposed to be doing something else.
Damn it Branden!! Your procrastifishing again?

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026