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Procrastilisting

The act of procrastinating by making large or extensive lists of what you are putting off. Usually done with the mind set that making these lists will somehow help you achieve the goal of actually doing these tasks.
Person 1: hey man get much done today?
Person 2: yeah fuck look at this extremely comprehensive list of things that i needed to do today
Person 1: do any of them?
Person 2: nup... i really need to stop procrastilisting
Procrastilisting by gbgkgdgfu October 31, 2011
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Procrastiposting 

The act of posting or sending YouTube, Tumblr, Reddit, or meme links to each of your friends on facebook, instead of cleaning. Procrastination by posting links everywhere.
Rob: Oh my god this .gif is so funny. I'm gonna send it to my sis because she likes kitties too.
Miko: Rob stop procrastiposting and study for your final tomorrow!
Procrastiposting by rollerGhoster December 30, 2011

procrastinesting

The art of dodging important work related things by doing housekeeping tasks at your desk.
I know I needed to complete my TPS report, but I was so unmotivated to do it that I began procrastinesting by sorting my paperclips by size.
procrastinesting by greygirl December 22, 2005

Procrastifishing 

The art of fishing when you are supposed to be doing something else.
Damn it Branden!! Your procrastifishing again?