Definitions by Kelly-TBCRI

Pee Heeve 

When you feel that you have to pee and try to pee, but can't pee, it is called a pee heeve, especially when it happens repeatedly. Happens most in older men.

"That was my third pee heeve this morning" said John. This getting old sucks.

Pee Heeve by Kelly-TBCRI August 18, 2024

Chaterone 

A cat who interposes between you and your significant other in bed to enforce the “daylight between” rule. Inspired by chat - french for cat.

We tried to snuggle in bed this morning, but the chaterone prevented it.

Chaterone by Kelly-TBCRI November 26, 2017

polychinistic 

Possessing multiple chins

After Alex counted Dad's chins, Dad declared himself polychinistic.

polychinistic by Kelly-TBCRI November 26, 2017

Car Sodomy 

The sudden and unannounced thrusting of one's bumper up the tail pipe of another car without so much as a by your leave and without the common courtesy of a reach-around.

Had to stop short on the way to the market. I was a victim of car sodomy by a Camry and my tailpipe will never be the same.

Car Sodomy by Kelly-TBCRI November 24, 2017

twat licking shit fuck 

The appropriate thing to say when you smash your knuckles.

Oh! You twat licking shit fuck! My hand is killing me.

twat licking shit fuck by Kelly-TBCRI October 26, 2017

local sausage 

A term used by outsiders to describe townie guys.

Those are some fine examples of local sausage.

local sausage by Kelly-TBCRI July 25, 2017

procrastiknitting 

Knitting when you really should be doing something else. Frequently done furtively to avoid the disapproving stares of people who know what you should be doing.

I should be packing, but instead I am procrastiknitting.

I have a final in 6 hours, but instead of studying, I am procrastiknitting.

procrastiknitting by Kelly-TBCRI March 28, 2016