Getting ones knickers in a twist for reasons that are not consistent over time. This applies especially to politicians engaged in spin control and selective outrage over the actions of others.
Jon Stewart used my new favorite phrase, selective undergarment bunching or SUB, to describe the reaction of some politcos on last night's show.
by Kelly-TBCRI January 28, 2014
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Man Purse

An alternative name for briefcase. So called because so many men don't leave home without it. If you carry it everywhere rather than simply to the office and back home, it is not a briefcase but rather a man purse.
Sam could not stop himself from bringing his man purse on vacation.
by Kelly-TBCRI September 13, 2009
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polygiknittous

The practice of knitting many projects at the same time.
I have four different pairs of socks on the needles right now as well as a sweater and a hat. Just so you know, I am polygiknittous.
by Kelly-TBCRI July 12, 2013
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local sausage

A term used by outsiders to describe townie guys.
Those are some fine examples of local sausage.
by Kelly-TBCRI July 25, 2017
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Pick & Poke

The act of going to a singles bar (aka "meat market") to hook up with a random person and returning home for sexual intercourse.
I went to a sings bar to pick a date. Then, I took them home to poke them. I have performed a Pick & Poke.
by Kelly-TBCRI September 14, 2011
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twat licking shit fuck

The appropriate thing to say when you smash your knuckles.
Oh! You twat licking shit fuck! My hand is killing me.
by Kelly-TBCRI October 26, 2017
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Pee Heeve

When you feel that you have to pee and try to pee, but can't pee, it is called a pee heeve, especially when it happens repeatedly. Happens most in older men.
"That was my third pee heeve this morning" said John. This getting old sucks.
by Kelly-TBCRI August 18, 2024
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