Kelly-TBCRI's definitions

polychinistic

Possessing multiple chins

After Alex counted Dad's chins, Dad declared himself polychinistic.

by Kelly-TBCRI November 26, 2017

doucherific

an act or acts that defines one as a douchebag for life can be described as doucherific. If there are three acts, it can be said to be a doucherific trifecta. Phrase coined by writer Pete Kotz.

Ballenger was charged with battery and sexual battery. He apparently didn't learn from the beatdown, since he was further charged with assaulting an officer, threatening an officer, and threatening an officer's family, a doucherific trifecta.

by Kelly-TBCRI February 6, 2010

local sausage

A term used by outsiders to describe townie guys.

Those are some fine examples of local sausage.

by Kelly-TBCRI July 25, 2017

Pee Heeve

When you feel that you have to pee and try to pee, but can't pee, it is called a pee heeve, especially when it happens repeatedly. Happens most in older men.

"That was my third pee heeve this morning" said John. This getting old sucks.

by Kelly-TBCRI August 18, 2024

australian cleavage

butt cleavage - cleavage from the land down under

People of Wal-Mart is riddled with people with serious, world class australian cleavage

by Kelly-TBCRI December 3, 2010

Pick & Poke

The act of going to a singles bar (aka "meat market") to hook up with a random person and returning home for sexual intercourse.

I went to a sings bar to pick a date. Then, I took them home to poke them. I have performed a Pick & Poke.

by Kelly-TBCRI September 14, 2011

procrastiknitting

Knitting when you really should be doing something else. Frequently done furtively to avoid the disapproving stares of people who know what you should be doing.

I should be packing, but instead I am procrastiknitting.

I have a final in 6 hours, but instead of studying, I am procrastiknitting.

by Kelly-TBCRI March 28, 2016