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A word used to shame boyfriends, husbands and sons into picking up their underwear and placing it in the laundry rather than leaving it on the floor. Also used to tease teenagers into hiking up their drawers to avoid showing their man panties to the world. It is generally highly offensive to those who are targeted -- which is really the point.
Please pick up your man panties from the bathroom floor before I run them up the flagpole for all to see.

Please pull up your pants so that we are not all treated to a study of your man panties.
by Kelly-TBCRI September 13, 2009
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An alternative name for briefcase. So called because so many men don't leave home without it. If you carry it everywhere rather than simply to the office and back home, it is not a briefcase but rather a man purse.
Sam could not stop himself from bringing his man purse on vacation.
by Kelly-TBCRI September 13, 2009
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Possessing multiple chins
After Alex counted Dad's chins, Dad declared himself polychinistic.
by Kelly-TBCRI November 26, 2017
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The practice of knitting many projects at the same time.
I have four different pairs of socks on the needles right now as well as a sweater and a hat. Just so you know, I am polygiknittous.
by Kelly-TBCRI July 12, 2013
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Knitting when you really should be doing something else. Frequently done furtively to avoid the disapproving stares of people who know what you should be doing.
I should be packing, but instead I am procrastiknitting.

I have a final in 6 hours, but instead of studying, I am procrastiknitting.
by Kelly-TBCRI December 17, 2015
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Getting ones knickers in a twist for reasons that are not consistent over time. This applies especially to politicians engaged in spin control and selective outrage over the actions of others.
Jon Stewart used my new favorite phrase, selective undergarment bunching or SUB, to describe the reaction of some politcos on last night's show.
by Kelly-TBCRI January 28, 2014
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The act of going to a singles bar (aka "meat market") to hook up with a random person and returning home for sexual intercourse.
I went to a sings bar to pick a date. Then, I took them home to poke them. I have performed a Pick & Poke.
by Kelly-TBCRI September 14, 2011
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