priapussy 

(pry'ay PUH' see)
one who drives a priapus

A priapus (pry AY' pihs) is a sports car with an automatic transmission, derived from the Greek god Priapus, who had an enormous but impotent penis.

That priapussy spent all that money on an Audi TT, but he got it with an automatic.

priapussy by Yiznontz May 16, 2008

portapussy 

A long, cylindrical, and hollow sex toy used for male masturbation. Also known as a fleshlight

The word was most likely derived from the term portapotty, which is a portable restroom.

The adult boutique had my favorite portapussy on sale. I felt like a kid in a candy store.

portapussy by Dylan Cider May 18, 2006

Priapus 

Roman diety associated with fertility. Represented by a life-sized male statue with a very large erection.

The statue of Priapus indicated that an orchard was nearby.

Priapus by J E Walker December 26, 2003

priapus 

A priapus is a sports car with an automatic transmission, derived from the Greek god Priapus, who had an enormous but impotent penis. (pry AY' pihs)

A priapussy is one who drives such a vehicle. (pry'ay PUH' see)

I can't believe he just got a Porsche priapus. What a priapussy!

priapus by Yiznontz May 15, 2008

priapus 

Roman god of the phallos.

Priapus Rex (king of the phallos).

priapus by JakeSta October 26, 2007

permapussy 

A long-term relationship with a girl you dont give to shits about, you just want to get some.

"Dude, youre a sophmore in college why are you going out with a 15 year old?"

"Im just tryin to get some permapussy"

permapussy by Mattel Hasbro March 31, 2009

papussy

like vagina, but its badoosy, but its with a p

Pushing papussy

papussy by the creator of pappussy February 17, 2022