collective noun for a large gathering of Mac laptops. Derived from the Apple logo on the lid of PowerBooks, MacBook Pros etc.
"Check out this orchard?!" Exclamation by munted and confused individual who has stumbled into a tent full of Mac laptop-equipped electronic musicians at a music festival.
"I'm heading back to the orchard." Absurdly overpaid advertising executive dragging himself to his feet after his 4th lunchtime martini and indicating he is going to return to the office.
"I'm heading back to the orchard." Absurdly overpaid advertising executive dragging himself to his feet after his 4th lunchtime martini and indicating he is going to return to the office.
by ColF July 06, 2006
An Orchard is a beautiful girl, she always makes you laugh even on your worst days. But she is sometimes a bit of a sket, she can be a bitchy snake and ott about everything, she quite often flirts with your boyfriend and calls every boy fit. She is quite short and thinks she has a hour glass figure but she’s flat and straight like paper.
by bichhh12345 April 04, 2018
My buddy Carl sneezed on a 5-0 in Brownsville and bought himself a one-way ticket to the bone orchard.
by mammagammaonrepeat November 22, 2014
A very strong man, someone who used that strength for his own pleasure. Particularly for touching his basement children. This man was also a participant of the horrific act on September 11th, 2001. This man also believes in the ideology of a man by the name of Adolf Hitler.
by Roberts victim October 17, 2022
by BigDipper November 02, 2003
by Badonkin donuts January 02, 2015
Small, rural town in Washington state. Known for its meth addicts and notable lack of an orchard, this little town is located near the Bremerton Navy Base, and is home to HIJOY bowl, the only local entertainment.
by Sidney Road April 21, 2008