phallos 

Giant penis. Often belonging to a horse or other such animals.

"Look at that big hairy phallos"

phallos by Nic Bass May 13, 2005

Phallophronemohypnoglossovehomageiricoanatidaeobesoaphenphosmoneirophobophobia

The fear of the fear of getting a boner while thinking about being touched and watched by a fat duck while simultaneously sleeping, driving, publicly speaking, cooking, and dreaming.

How the fuck can I provide an example for phallophronemohypnoglossovehomageiricoanatidaeobesoaphenphosmoneirophobophobia when absolutely no one in the world has it?

Phallophronemohypnoglossovehomageiricoanatidaeobesoaphenphosmoneirophobophobia by Yopmail User August 24, 2022

Phallophilia 

Phallophilia is the preference of some women for men with big penises.

"The sex researchers have observed that the phallophilia is common among some women".

Phallophilia by Willhelmina Plowes August 3, 2014

phallophile 

A person who loves cock.

My friend Susan is such a phallophile.

phallophile by ashsky July 12, 2007

Quantum of Phallus 

A gay porn version of James Bond film "Quantum of Solace", starring Briggsy, the arty genius behind "Briggsy Does Brighton". Special agent Briggs Bond saves the world from "breeders" with the help of Q's laser-guided dildos and butt-plug bombs in between bumming every man he can get his hands on and smoking arty cigarettes.

I'm feeling rather horny tonight Cecil. We simply must go and see Quantum of Phallus with our pants down.

Quantum of Phallus by Eddie's Thick Gristle August 4, 2009

phallo photo portaphilia 

The urge to put one's penis in a light socket.

"Thomas likes to stick his dick in light sockets, he must have phallo photo portaphilia!"

phallo photo portaphilia by Owen Lucas May 24, 2016

Phallocrat 

A person who believes that males are the superior sex and should be in control, and that women should stay in the kitchen; usually a sexist male.

You patriarchal phallocrat! Choke on your oppressive dessert!

Phallocrat by thecomicgeek July 3, 2011