Priapus

Roman diety associated with fertility. Represented by a life-sized male statue with a very large erection.

The statue of Priapus indicated that an orchard was nearby.

by J E Walker December 26, 2003

priapus

A priapus is a sports car with an automatic transmission, derived from the Greek god Priapus, who had an enormous but impotent penis. (pry AY' pihs)

A priapussy is one who drives such a vehicle. (pry'ay PUH' see)

I can't believe he just got a Porsche priapus. What a priapussy!

by Yiznontz May 15, 2008

priapus

Roman god of the phallos.

Priapus Rex (king of the phallos).

by JakeSta October 26, 2007

Priapus

Priapus was a minor fertility god, protector of livestock and the male genitals, for which he is famous for. He is usually depicted as a man with a massive erection. It was said his erection was so large that he could not move

Person 1: Dude!!! Priapus is totally my idol.
Person 2: Whoa!!! I pray to him every night for bigger size!!!

Person 1: Dude, I am totally like Priapus right now.
Person 2: Yeah right! I came past that size years ago!!!
Person 1: (Shocked Person 1 knows how large his size is)

by GodExpertz September 11, 2011

Priapus

A Greek mythology god who has a huge fucking dick.

Look at my huge fucking dick, not even Priapus can handle the competition.

by Antonaros June 20, 2018

priapism

a never ending boner

pointing to a man with a large bulge: either that guy has a huge dick, or a small priapism

by Soupyman September 30, 2005

priapism

A piece of information lacking in the other definitions is the fact that priapism, while sounding like fun, is extremely painful and requires surgery (aka draining the blood out) to fix. Priapism can be caused by several things, including the bite of certain venomous creatures on or near the genitalia, overdosing on a "male enhancement" supplement, spinal cord or brain injuries, clots, or sickle-cell anemia. Note that if you have been able to fap or bone your gf/wife/prostitute for four hours plus, you do not have priapism. If not treated properly, priapism can result in loss of genitals or possibly life.

Guy: Dude, I think I took to much Viagra. My dick feels like it's gonna blow!

Dude: That's priapism. It's not good, guy. You need to go to the hospital!

by info101-999guy June 7, 2009