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permapussy 

A long-term relationship with a girl you dont give to shits about, you just want to get some.
"Dude, youre a sophmore in college why are you going out with a 15 year old?"

"Im just tryin to get some permapussy"
permapussy by Mattel Hasbro March 31, 2009
Words you can keep

permapussy 

A relationship at the age of 16-18 in which the woman who loves you has visions of marriage and life past college. The only girl you will fuck for the rest of your life, providing you do not breakup or divorce.
Friend 1: Dude Becca says I am the only guy for her and she wants to marry me.
Friend 2: But were sohpmores in high school.
Friend 1: She says she doesn't think she can live without me.
Friend 2: Congragulations with your permapussy man
permapussy by Royalnavy July 6, 2005

permapissed 

Adjective.

The state, usually of the female gender, in which the person seems to be permanently upset or pissed regardless if there is really anything wrong or bothering them.
Sally always walks down the street with a frown on her face and arms crossed. She is is definitely permapissed!
permapissed by sygyzy September 25, 2003

portapussy 

A long, cylindrical, and hollow sex toy used for male masturbation. Also known as a fleshlight

The word was most likely derived from the term portapotty, which is a portable restroom.
The adult boutique had my favorite portapussy on sale. I felt like a kid in a candy store.
portapussy by Dylan Cider May 18, 2006

Persapussy

A rich Iranian American who tends to have bad fashion, wears a lot of jewelry and blames every single problem of Iran on the Shah, the president and BP. Usually very good at bullshitting and claims their family has a long line of geniuses.
Hasmajid: Evverry problemm of Perssia is becose of ahmadinejad!!
Bobby: It was fucked way before that you persapussy!
Hasmajid: I still hate jews.
Persapussy by Homoman69 June 3, 2010

peppapussy 

A pussy that looks like peppa pig.
Karen got a greasy yeasty peppapussy
peppapussy by Pepapussy69 May 8, 2019

Portapussy 

Extremely stanky. The stankiest pussy of all time. Usually describing a fat bitch or a whore.
Guy 1: Yo did you see her?!?

Guy 2: Na don't even try to hit that shit. That girl's got a portapussy
Portapussy by Jjliamnes January 1, 2018
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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