permapussy 

A long-term relationship with a girl you dont give to shits about, you just want to get some.

"Dude, youre a sophmore in college why are you going out with a 15 year old?"

"Im just tryin to get some permapussy"

permapussy by Mattel Hasbro March 31, 2009

permapussy 

A relationship at the age of 16-18 in which the woman who loves you has visions of marriage and life past college. The only girl you will fuck for the rest of your life, providing you do not breakup or divorce.

Friend 1: Dude Becca says I am the only guy for her and she wants to marry me.
Friend 2: But were sohpmores in high school.
Friend 1: She says she doesn't think she can live without me.
Friend 2: Congragulations with your permapussy man

permapussy by Royalnavy July 6, 2005

permapissed 

Adjective.

The state, usually of the female gender, in which the person seems to be permanently upset or pissed regardless if there is really anything wrong or bothering them.

Sally always walks down the street with a frown on her face and arms crossed. She is is definitely permapissed!

permapissed by sygyzy September 25, 2003

portapussy 

A long, cylindrical, and hollow sex toy used for male masturbation. Also known as a fleshlight

The word was most likely derived from the term portapotty, which is a portable restroom.

The adult boutique had my favorite portapussy on sale. I felt like a kid in a candy store.

portapussy by Dylan Cider May 18, 2006

Persapussy

A rich Iranian American who tends to have bad fashion, wears a lot of jewelry and blames every single problem of Iran on the Shah, the president and BP. Usually very good at bullshitting and claims their family has a long line of geniuses.

Hasmajid: Evverry problemm of Perssia is becose of ahmadinejad!!
Bobby: It was fucked way before that you persapussy!
Hasmajid: I still hate jews.

Persapussy by Homoman69 June 3, 2010

peppapussy 

A pussy that looks like peppa pig.

Karen got a greasy yeasty peppapussy

peppapussy by Pepapussy69 May 8, 2019

Portapussy 

Extremely stanky. The stankiest pussy of all time. Usually describing a fat bitch or a whore.

Guy 1: Yo did you see her?!?

Guy 2: Na don't even try to hit that shit. That girl's got a portapussy

Portapussy by Jjliamnes January 1, 2018