43 definitions by J E Walker

Sneefart

A sneeze that triggers a fart both continuing simultaneously.

" This ragweed pollen is a bummer. George sneefarted right in the teacher's face during study hall."

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

ejaculate

to throw out:
1. parastaltic emptying of the seminal vesicles and ejection of seminal fluid;
2.a forceful verbal reaction

"It is better to ejacu-late than never, Jack ejaculated."

by J E Walker April 29, 2003

felino-american

Politically correct name for member of the feline species.

" It appears that Yolanda died sometime last week and her thirty-odd felino-americans feasted on the corpse."
and: "The democrats are expecting a clean sweep after they promised to put crazy women's felino-americans on medicare."

by J E Walker April 29, 2003

chihuahua

1. a State in Mexico
2. A small,nervous short haired dog that resembles a rodent.
3. An exclaimation " Aye! Chihuahua! Karamba!"

" The old skank sat on the sofa smoking cigarettes while her chihuahua hid underneath and growled."

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

fuckeroo

an intense,difficult,or unpleasant circumstance or occurance.

"Dang'ol algebra final was a real fuckeroo, man!"

by J E Walker April 27, 2003

shoebomb

C4 and a fused cap in a shoe.

The shoebomb failed causing terrorists to begin work on the insidious buttbomb.

by J E Walker November 14, 2003

rats ass

An expression of lack of concern.

" I don't give a rats ass what you say, I'm goin' fishing!"

by J E Walker April 28, 2003