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procaffeinate

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(v.) To delay or postpone action; put off doing something until you've had coffee.
I put the 'pro' in procaffeinate.
procaffeinate by LostBumblebee July 21, 2014

PROCAFFEINATING 

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The tendency to not start anything until you've had a cup of coffee.
Dude where have you been the two days?
I was procaffeinating going to the shop, but I was out of coffee.
PROCAFFEINATING by Raichev February 17, 2018

procaffeinated 

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To delay or postpone action;
Put off doing something till you have had coffee!
I procaffeinated this morning before cleaning the house.
procaffeinated by fyregoose! April 22, 2014

procaffinate 

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To sit around and drink coffee instead of getting things done. Can be done while reading or watching TV.
I had fifty things I needed to do, but instead I just sat around and procaffinated with a book and my favorite mug.
procaffinate by Captain Nimbus September 2, 2013

precaffinate

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The tendency to not start anything until you have had a cup of coffee/soda/energy drink.
I precaffinated before tearing into the server rack with reluctance. It had to be done with the right caffeine spin control.
I had to precaffinate before replying to the yard long email expecting me to reply or else.
precaffinate by Argonator November 26, 2014

Precaffinate

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The act of loading your veins with copious amounts of caffeine to the point where you're better off just doing cocaine at this point.
"Are you precaffinated?"
"Yeah it's so weird I can like feel my consciousness and time is slowing down and I can get a lot of work done and-"
"You must be on something"
Precaffinate by digbickroger12 February 20, 2022
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

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Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

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