precaffeinate

The act of removing the coffee pot and pouring a cup of coffee before the pot has fully brewed.

"Dude, you totally precaffeinated that cup of coffee. What, you couldn't wait another 30 seconds?!?"

precaffeinate by Tosa Steve December 6, 2016

procaffeinate

(v.) To delay or postpone action; put off doing something until you've had coffee.

I put the 'pro' in procaffeinate.

procaffeinate by LostBumblebee July 21, 2014

PROCAFFEINATING 

The tendency to not start anything until you've had a cup of coffee.

Dude where have you been the two days?
I was procaffeinating going to the shop, but I was out of coffee.

PROCAFFEINATING by Raichev February 17, 2018

procaffeinated 

To delay or postpone action;
Put off doing something till you have had coffee!

I procaffeinated this morning before cleaning the house.

procaffeinated by fyregoose! April 22, 2014

procaffinate 

To sit around and drink coffee instead of getting things done. Can be done while reading or watching TV.

I had fifty things I needed to do, but instead I just sat around and procaffinated with a book and my favorite mug.

procaffinate by Captain Nimbus September 2, 2013

precaffinate

The tendency to not start anything until you have had a cup of coffee/soda/energy drink.

I precaffinated before tearing into the server rack with reluctance. It had to be done with the right caffeine spin control.
I had to precaffinate before replying to the yard long email expecting me to reply or else.

precaffinate by Argonator November 26, 2014

Precaffinate

The act of loading your veins with copious amounts of caffeine to the point where you're better off just doing cocaine at this point.

"Are you precaffinated?"
"Yeah it's so weird I can like feel my consciousness and time is slowing down and I can get a lot of work done and-"
"You must be on something"

Precaffinate by digbickroger12 February 20, 2022