9 definitions by Captain Nimbus
baste + insertion
Act of injecting flavorful substances directly into a food (usually meat).
Act of creating openings in a food for said substances to flow into.
An opening created by this process.
Act of injecting flavorful substances directly into a food (usually meat).
Act of creating openings in a food for said substances to flow into.
An opening created by this process.
After much bastertion, this turkey is guaranteed to be juicy.
These steaks will soak up lots of sauce after a little bastertion.
The bastertions quickly filled with delicious marinade.
These steaks will soak up lots of sauce after a little bastertion.
The bastertions quickly filled with delicious marinade.
by Captain Nimbus June 7, 2013
by Captain Nimbus June 7, 2013
Rhetorical + Contortion--verbal gymnastics (twists, leaps, side-steps, etc.) used to validate one's own position, either justifying a poorly founded/unfounded belief or defending an unpopular position; carefully crafted language meant to state a controversial stance without being rejected by one's peer group
The anti-gay congressman/priest had to do some fancy rhetortions to explain why he was caught having sex with another man.
by Captain Nimbus January 23, 2013
You've gotta be fareakin kidding me!
There's no fareakin way I'm going in there again.
That tarantula was fareakin huge!
There's no fareakin way I'm going in there again.
That tarantula was fareakin huge!
by Captain Nimbus June 7, 2013
1. to Fail so hard that it becomes a Win; something ridiculous, pointless and/or accidental that turns out well, or at least cool 2. an act so stupid that it's actually impressive 3. when one person's Fail is another person's Win 4. a Failed attempt at one thing that leads to a Win at something else; a mistake that works out in the end; to make such a mistake
1. Man orders size 14.5 shoe, company sends him size 1450.
EPIC FWIN!
2. Man thinks his house is being robbed, swallows his 200 piece coin collection to keep it safe. Fail: He wasn't really being robbed; Win: He was able to swallow 200 coins
3. Woman tries to shame her bf in public by threatening to break up with him; he actually breaks up with her
4. Chocolate chip cookies were invented when a baker ran out of chocolate powder, so instead broke pieces of baker's chocolate into the dough, thinking it would turn the dough chocolate; the most iconic cookie in the world was made by accident.
EPIC FWIN!
2. Man thinks his house is being robbed, swallows his 200 piece coin collection to keep it safe. Fail: He wasn't really being robbed; Win: He was able to swallow 200 coins
3. Woman tries to shame her bf in public by threatening to break up with him; he actually breaks up with her
4. Chocolate chip cookies were invented when a baker ran out of chocolate powder, so instead broke pieces of baker's chocolate into the dough, thinking it would turn the dough chocolate; the most iconic cookie in the world was made by accident.
by Captain Nimbus June 14, 2012
We could each only afford to spend $20 on a birthday present, so we became co-givers to get one good gift instead of two crappy ones.
by Captain Nimbus June 7, 2013
I only have $10 to spend on a birthday present; I'd better join up with my friend so we can co-give something a little better.
by Captain Nimbus June 7, 2013